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Equestrian Truths

TootsieRoll2017

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Reads 5,263
Votes 382
Parts 72
Time 29m

TootsieRoll2017

equestrian fails funny horse horseperson humor

Just a wonderful little book detailing the every day struggles of the avid equestrian. Including:
Q and A
Conversations between a horse person and a non horse person
Horse ad translations
Common horse problems
My own fail stories and those of others who shared them
And much more! So grab popcorn, give it to me, and let the storytelling begin!All Rights Reserved

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