shitty helpful advice
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Last published Thu, Sep 28, 2017
a book of shitty helpful advice.
grab a drink, sit back and relax and indulge in the most useless and satirical book you've ever laid eyes on.
this is literally a book of shitty yet strangely helpful advice for those struggling to socialise, and generally lacking the will to live.
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