*:.Piadas e Frases.:*
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Nham! Seja bem-vindos ao melhor livro do Universo.:* (~ ¯ ▽ ¯) ~ (sqn ;-; ♥ )
Bom, normalmente há mais de infinitos tipos de livros com o tema de frases e piadas (MUITOS E-E) ... Mas eu espero que nesse algo diferente conquiste você ~(^ w ^ ~) e que possa ao menos arrancar um sorriso!!! Até naquelas coisas bem idiotas, mas ai do nd, puff, começa a achar graça UAHSUAHS :vv (╹◡ ╹) 凸.:* #Não se esqueça da ★#
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