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Kuroko no Basket one-shots ♡
Ello! Welcome to this book of Kuroko no basket one-shots! Hope you like the stories. If their bad, then I'm sorry ;-; Requests are open, so go ahead and send me a message or comment. I post the stories weekly, so don't expect me to be posting daily. Sorry, its because I'm lazy oAo Umm, so thats it! Oh! I started writing lemons! Yea. I rarely write Angsts, but you can still request them. Its because their sad that I don't wanna write them that much >.> I don't proof-read my stories so you should be expecting plenty of mistakes (⌒-⌒; ) Enjoy the book! I don't own the pictures, the pictures belong to the wonderful artists who created them •u• I don't own the characters as well.Kumpleto
Infinite Fluff
#1 Kill La Kill (11/3/24) #1 Rosariovampire (2/22/24) #1 Infinitystones (3/12/24) #1 Infinite Stratos (4/29/24) #1 high school dxd (10/8/24) #1 male reader (10/8/24) #1 hazbin hotel (8/4/25) (Male Reader X Female Crossover) This is something I've wanted to do for a very long time as you all probably know I have autism like so many others and I wanted to create something that brings up more awareness about autism so please enjoy this special story about something very close to my heart! Y/n L/n is the rarest breed of faunus in the world a breed known to be the most powerful form of faunus in the universe but unfortunately after A Series of Unfortunate Events this race of powerful faunus is now on the brink of Extinction and now there is only one That Remains and his name is Y/n L/n but what happens when a seemingly powerful and adorable male ends up gaining infinite power in a world where only females possess real true ultimate power well let's find out together!!! (TRIGGER WARNING): this book contains graphic over the top violence depictions of blood and gore tons of adult language and situations not suitable for younger and or sensitive audiences reader discretion is extremely advised I'm being 100% serious if you do not care for the things I have just told you do not read this book and if you are easily offended then this book is not for you so I say this again reader discretion is extremely advised!!!!!!!!!!! all things used in this book are property of their respective owners all characters anime artwork music items and all other forms of media are property of their respective owners please do not sue me or report me this book is a non-profit fan based parody and fanfiction so seriously don't report me or sue me this is all in good fun and for the sake of Storytelling and entertainment so seriously don't sue me!!!!!!!!!!!!!Kumpleto
Tokyo Ghoul X reader OneShots
[Requests are closed!] You know you love these characters as much as we all do, so I made it this easer to fantasize about them! My most recent chapters are all gender neutral, and I'm trying to use they/them pronouns as much as possible! WARNING: THERE IS SWEARING, SEXUAL THEMES AND SPOILERS IN SOME OF THESE! Disclaimer: I do not own Tokyo Ghoul or any of its characters, who all belong to Ishida Sui. Characters featured so far: Abara Hanbee Arima Kishou Furuta Nimuta Irimi Kaya Kuroiwa Takeomi Mutsuki Tooru Naki Sasaki Haise Shirazu Ginshi Suzuya Juuzou Takizawa Seidou Tatara Tsukiyama Shuu Urie Kuki Uta Von Rosewald Karren Yomo RenjiKumpleto
I'm Your Man (Mashle x Fem!Gojo!Reader)
"You're an angel, I'm a dog Or you're a dog and I'm your man You believed me like a God I destroy you like I am" . . . Congratulations, you won the lottery. A lottery to what? You weren't exactly sure what it entails, but this "God" had told you that of the millions of people on earth, YOU, were chosen. You were chosen to go venture into unknown lands, meet new people, and most importantly... ...destroy anomalies. You were granted any power, any ability of your choosing. You just had to do your job. Those were the only conditions. It sounded fairly easy. It IS easy. It was supposed to be easy. So why are there people trying to get in the way of your job's completion? Why did the difficulty of your quest go up? What a pain. . . . "People always gave me love Others were never to blame after all You believed me like a God I betray you like a man" WARNINGS: *Swearing/profanities *yandere themes *gore(?) maybe idk *violence *Mature implications(?) Song: I'm Your Man Artist: Mitski ~Book 1 of "The Paradoxical Deal" series~ Gojo fanart cover credit: Patrika on Alpha Coders
I Thought These New Isekai Titles Were Long Until I Woke Up In Another World
Epic 7 Husbandos (slight yandere) x F!MC!reader Honestly this is a crackfic/guilty pleasure for me, so if you happen to read this please enjoy lol, my target audience is mostly people who play the game, but please read lol You decided to download a new game onto your phone called Epic 7 since your friend convinced you it was an "amazing" RPG. As a connoisseur of RPG games, you decided to give it a shot. You were walking through the cross walk as you tapped the loading screen, and then you heard a loud honking noise. Oh cool, a bus is going to hit you! And now, you've woken up in a world you know nothing about surrounded by (oddly???) beautiful men and women. Will you survive the RPG hell you've reincarnated into? Will have seperate endings for (almost) every character (including some of the girls) All image credit goes to their respective owners, i do not own epic seven, or any of their characters, and all credit goes to them for the gameplay and characters THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY PUBLISHED ON QUOTEV AS WELL
A Breath of You (Link X Reader)
Dear Journal, Impa told me that writing this after Link passed would help me heal. Heal in what way? I don't want to heal, I don't even want to live. Link was my everything. I haven't seen him in weeks and suddenly he's dead? I should've been a good wife. I should have stayed by his side and fought. I wish it were me. I wish I died instead. He's the hero, he should be alive. I miss him so much. (Y/n) has remained alive for 100 years. One hundred painstaking years. Each year that ticks by, she has no idea why she lives. That is until strange towers rose from the ground and ancient shrines lit up across Hyrule. When (Y/n) returns to Impa to ask, she finds the answer. Her fiancé. Her dead fiancé had come back to life with no memories at all. A Breath of You (Link x Reader) Breath of the Wild! #1 for the tag Breath of the Wild #1 FOR LINK X READER BABY LETS GO! THANK YOU GUYS SO SO MUCH! #2 FOR LEGEND OF ZELDA TAG I LOVE YALL This is fully completed! May 12th, 2023 <3 (Y/n)- your name (E/c)- eye color (H/c) - hair colorKumpleto
KhunBam Fic Collection (Tower Of God)
My Tower Of God KhunBam fics. I'm putting them all in one book because I don't feel like making another cover. Wordcounts are in the chapter title, and summaries plus any other important info will always be at the beginning of each story. ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ (Art featured on cover by JayseHasNoGrace; 'Abstract KhunBam Colour Motifs'. OpenClipart-Vectors [@pixabay] via Canva; 'Dice Vector Image'. StarGlade [@pixabay] via Canva; 'Four Leaf Clover Vector Image'. Wena Vega [@sketchify] via Canva; 'Messy Marker Valentine's Day Heart'. Зображення користувача Andrii [@andriishelenkov] via Canva; 'Question Mark Illustration'. Sketchify [@sketchify] via Canva; 'Inked Hand-Drawn Half Circle Lined Starburst'. All edits mine.)Kumpleto
The Obsessive Villainess Vol. 1 ✔
"Don't touch that man." "Why not?" "He has a beast guarding him." I am that beast; Nora. I woke up as the villain of this book, destined to die after going crazy due to my love for the main lead. "I spent my last life wanting to die, and now that I've decided to survive, this world is after me?" No. I won't die such a pathetic death. I will survive this time. No matter what. But first, I need to survive these main leads. One won't leave me alone; the other keeps fighting with me; another is destined to kill me... Even my superpowers are so weak! Surviving in a world that hates me... Is kinda difficult. *** I got tired of reading about 'special' and 'pure-hearted' heroines so I decided to write about a character I could relate to. Writing gets better after first few chapters. [#1 Angst] [#1 Obsession] [#2 Yandere] [#1 Villain] [#1 Antagonist] [#1 Superpowers]Kumpleto
Ello! Welcome to this book of Kuroko no basket one-shots! Hope you like the stories. If their bad, then I'm sorry ;-; Requests are open, so go ahead and send me a message or comment. I post the stories weekly, so don't expect me to be posting daily. Sorry, its because I'm lazy oAo Umm, so thats it! Oh! I started writing lemons! Yea. I rarely write Angsts, but you can still request them. Its because their sad that I don't wanna write them that much >.> I don't proof-read my stories so you should be expecting plenty of mistakes (⌒-⌒; ) Enjoy the book! I don't own the pictures, the pictures belong to the wonderful artists who created them •u• I don't own the characters as well.
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