The Book Of Comebacks
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  • Parts 18
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  • Reads 5,604
  • Votes 226
  • Parts 18
  • Time 11m
Complete, First published Aug 31, 2017
This is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day.

This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have a laugh at them. Yes, I am fully aware that all of these are cringey.

Disclaimer 1: I do NOT take credit for coming up with these. I've only tweaked some to my liking.
Disclaimer 2: This book contains mature language at times.
Disclaimer 3: I don't mean to offend anyone by the things written in here so, sorry in advance?

Hope you enjoy them.
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66 parts Complete Mature

Henley agrees to pretend to date millionaire Bennett Calloway for a fee, falling in love as she wonders - how is he involved in her brother's false conviction? ****** Henley Linden's brother is in jail for a crime he didn't commit, and she'll take any job to raise the money needed to free him. Soon, she's agreed to pretend to date millionaire Bennett Calloway for ten thousand dollars, so his mother will ease up the pressure on him to find a wife. But once Henley is enmeshed in Bennett's world, he falls for her, and she starts to have feelings for him as well. Despite her romance with Bennett, as she grows closer to the Calloways, Henley realizes they are somehow involved in her brother's conviction. Journeying deeper into a world of wealth and conspiracies, Henley is forced to rely on Bennett, though doing so could cost her everything. [[word count: 200,000-250,000 words]]