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The Book Of Comebacks

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This is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day.

This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have a laugh at them. Yes, I am fully aware that all of these are cringey.

Disclaimer 1: I do NOT take credit for coming up with these. I've only tweaked some to my liking.
Disclaimer 2: This book contains mature language at times.
Disclaimer 3: I don't mean to offend anyone by the things written in here so, sorry in advance?

Hope you enjoy them.All Rights Reserved

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undeniable by xxjust_peachyxx

He's smirking down at me as he says, "Um, you're in my seat." I laugh and say, "You realize that is the most cliche thing you could possibly say?" He looks confused so I elaborate. "It's the first day of school and you're coming up the new girl, claiming I'm in your seat. Sorry, but it's not very original." He huffs and rolls his eyes. "Get out of my seat, sunshine." "Watch it happen, pretty boy." I reply, smirking as I stuff my other earbud back in. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Madeline Lace is the youngest of six, the older five being all brothers. Her brothers love her, but due to their pathetic excuse for a father, their overprotective nature spirals into straight up helicopter parenting. Getting a fresh start by moving away from the bad memories, they're bound to run into a few new problems. One of which being their cocky, self-assured next door neighbor who isn't too discreet about taking an obvious liking towards Maddie. Her hope that he'd give up and leave her alone diminishes when his dorky personality starts to shine through, growing on her. The easy option would be to ignore the obvious attraction, but then again, it's hard to deny the undeniable. -------------------------- thank you to @meha-k for this amazing cover!

Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug by isaverybella

Hi! My name is Fleefy and I guess you found my book, Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug. (duh) I will be telling you about good lessons to help you in life so you can be famous! (it really works, I tried it and now you found this so I must be famous) I will show you style, how I do good in school, and lots more stuff that I can't list because this would be too long. My first life lesson is to read this book so you can be awesome! Let's show the world how we rock Doodlefans! P.S. This is not Fleefy speaking, this is Creepette162. Fleefy has taken over my Wattpad account, and I just wanna say that this book is supposed to be full of humor, so please do not be offended, this book is for fun! Thanks! I ❤️ you all! Highest rank: #481 in Humor

His Oreo Princesa by SarcasticallyWitty

[FIRST BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017] "Hi." Kyla smiles nervously. "Hi." Cole greets back, just as nervously. The boys and I share a roll of the eyes. I sneak a look at the teacher in charge of detention and find him asleep. I get out of my seat and walk over to Cole and Kyla. "Yo! Hi, hi, how are you? How are you? Now kiss!" I grab the back of each of their heads and smash them together and back away as they lock lips. They freeze, both of their eyes wide open, before they relax and start kissing eachother passionately. Cole put his hands on her waist and Kyla wraps her arms around his neck. "YASSS!" Reese shrieks as he lifts me up in the air, hugging me. "You did it lil' sis! Your got Cola to kiss!" "I'm older than you!" "The plan worked!" Kayden cheers, high fiving me. "Of course the plan worked." Nate says in a 'duh' tone. "Storm came up with it." *~* Summer-Storm TeNana-Williams is just a normal girl who attends high school and loves sports. She has a best friend since kindergarten and an amazing family. Did I mention she's a quadruplet? With three other brothers? And her brothers' best friend has been her mortal enemy since, well...forever? Whatever, it's not like anything can go wrong when Summer-Storm, her brothers, her enemy and her best friend are all together, right? WRONG! *~* (THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK IN THE 'HIS OREO PRINCESA'). Book series: BOOK 1: His Oreo Princesa BOOK 2: His Little Devil BOOK 3: His Beautiful Amore

raucous rants by coolstoryjacksparrow

disclaimer: i wrote in this when i was 13 years old, so it will be unfunny, cringy, and outlandish. that's just who i am baby. you have been warned.

Your dream self by _Inkwoven_Tales_

This is a challenge for everyone who are interested to transform there self's . If you are not a person to take a challenge then you are not allowed to read further . I will be posting a challenge a day , each day for the next 30 days . Let's make the next year the best year . Top Rankings :-[ 01 / 08 / 2024 ] 1 in motivation [ 09/07/2025 ] 1 in bookshelf [ 01/08/2024 ] 1 in motivationalquotes [ 01/08/2024 ] 1 in bookshelf [ 01/08/2024 ] 1 in selfhelpbook [ 01/08/2024 ] 1 in selfhelpbooks [ 01/08/2024 ] 1 in booksbooksbooks [ 01/08/2024 ] 1 in nonfictionbook [ 14/01/2025 ]

LAUGH FUCKING ASS OUT by OverTunned

* MATURE CONTENT WARNING* If your already reading this then your in the right place. Now stop wasting your time here and start reading for a fun ride of laughs! Coughs! & hiccups!

Reacts To: The Devils Of The Multiverse by Tyler76mega

I'm Really Bored about this, so I had to make a reaction book for this. I just slide it for this one.

Welcome to Hell Boys ✔ by Nadineat2

Highest rank - #1 in humor 28/9/2017 [Book 1] Imagine this ~ You think that you are sleeping in your comfortable bed, next to your three-year-old brother, but then you open your eyes to see three good-looking guys staring at you. The worst part is that you are in a moving car, laying on their laps. ××××× Ariel O'Connor is a sassy, sarcastic, funny, caring, and confident 19-year-old. What will happen when she wakes up in the wrong place in an unusual situation? What will she do? Here's a tip: Watch your language, and do not eat her Oreos. #Book 2: You Are In Hell Boys #Book 3: We'll End up in Hell Boys ××××× DO NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM THIS BOOK! All Rights Reserved 2017

Quirk Ideas by Socially_Awkward1000

This is a book dedicated to give other people quirk ideas. I know there's a lot of books like this, but I thought i'd jump onto the train and give it ago myself, maybe it's to boot my confidence a little it writing or something. Anyway, your free to use these quirks which will be created by me or other people, so if you do decided to do that please give them the proper recognition they deserve, thank you and enjoy.

You Are in Hell Boys ✔ by Nadineat2

[Book 2] Imagine this ~ You are walking down the street, holding a bag full of Oreos for your pregnant mom. Everything is peaceful until you are dragged into an old truck. You look up and see five good-looking guys staring at you. Remi Thea McKnight is a sixteen-year-old high school girl. She is sarcastic, funny, and sometimes wise, like her mother, Ariel. Remi has four older brothers, eighteen years old, and a quadruplet. Could history repeat itself? What would Remi do when she gets kidnapped like her mother? ~~~ [NOT EDITED YET] Book 1 - Welcome To Hell Boys. Book 2 - You are in Hell Boys. Book 3 - We'll End Up in Hell Boys. (Highest rank- #3 in Humor in 2017) June 2017 All Rights Reserved

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undeniable

He's smirking down at me as he says, "Um, you're in my seat." I laugh and say, "You realize that is the most cliche thing you could possibly say?" He looks confused so I elaborate. "It's the first day of school and you're coming up the new girl, claiming I'm in your seat. Sorry, but it's not very original." He huffs and rolls his eyes. "Get out of my seat, sunshine." "Watch it happen, pretty boy." I reply, smirking as I stuff my other earbud back in. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Madeline Lace is the youngest of six, the older five being all brothers. Her brothers love her, but due to their pathetic excuse for a father, their overprotective nature spirals into straight up helicopter parenting. Getting a fresh start by moving away from the bad memories, they're bound to run into a few new problems. One of which being their cocky, self-assured next door neighbor who isn't too discreet about taking an obvious liking towards Maddie. Her hope that he'd give up and leave her alone diminishes when his dorky personality starts to shine through, growing on her. The easy option would be to ignore the obvious attraction, but then again, it's hard to deny the undeniable. -------------------------- thank you to @meha-k for this amazing cover!