Percy Jackson jokes.
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So this is going to be mostly memes. Sorry if my jokes aren't funny. Read the Percy Jackson books then you'll understand it.
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well the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
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