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Rants From a Salty Gay

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This is a book where I simply rant about petty shit in my life that I want to talk about.
This book will include the following:
-Petty shit
-annoyances
-my life, basically.
-a lack of regard for correct capitalization and punctuation (sometimes)
-Gay jokes (a lot of those, actually) 
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