Not Waxing Poetic

This story was originally written by me a number of years ago. Unknown to me until yesterday, Not Waxing Poetic was copied, probably by email, back sometime before 2005, and has since made it's way around the internet. I don't know why I haven't come across it before now, some 10 years later, but I want to remind folks that copying someone's intellectual property is stealing. I can't submit this very funny story I've done, because it is everywhere for free, not just here. I just wanted to let everyone know it is stealing, even if it's something you see on Facebook or wattpad. Thank you for reading.