This Is Not A Joke (Part Two)
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"This is not a joke. This is survival of the fittest, eat or be eaten...all that mumbo jumbo..."
It seemed like a lifetime ago Eliana had uttered these words of encouragement to her little group of survivors.
Tensions are running high as the misfit group tries their best to survive everything that's thrown their way during this crazy thing called the zombie apocalypse.
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This is the second book in the series so if you haven't read the first one then you should probably go do that !
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