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"This is not a joke. This is survival of the fittest, eat or be eaten...all that mumbo jumbo..."

It seemed like a lifetime ago Eliana had uttered these words of encouragement to her little group of survivors. 

Tensions are running high as the misfit group tries their best to survive everything that's thrown their way during this crazy thing called the  zombie apocalypse. 

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This is the second book in the series so if you haven't read the first one then you should probably go do that !All Rights Reserved

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THE CLEANSING PART ONE: The group has finally made it to the safe lands. Now they have to settle down and find their places in the reformed society and learn how to lead normal lives again. There will be happiness and tears, fights and makeups, a lot of beach days, and fun nights out in the crowd. Until a cure is made they just get to be free and live their lives safely and soundly. New friends, new foes. New adventures. So many new and exciting things in store for our people. At least until Part Two when all hell breaks loose. So enjoy the smooth tides and prepare for the bumpy ride. It's gonna be one helluva good time. THIS IS JUST PART ONE OF THEIR LIVES WHILE THE CURE IS BEING MADE. YOU'LL BE A LITTLE LOST IF YOU READ PART TWO WITHOUT PART ONE BUT FEEL FREE TO SKIP PART ONE AND WAIT FOR PART TWO. ALMOST THERE GUYS! WOOOO!!!

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BOOK TWO I can feel them getting closer. Their screeches haunting me at night, telling me to drop dead. I've never listened to them before. But it's different now. You can't save some people, but I'll fight to the death to save humanity. What's my life against millions? * Now just a mere scatter of survivors, the group flee abroad- in hope of finding refuge and answers. But all is not as it seems. For danger hides in pure daylight. Highest Ranking: #132 in Horror