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hazza started following you.
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hazza: I might be creeping her out.
maccaroniandcheese: Naw. She could think your awkwardness was extremely cute. Some girls go for that.
maccaroniandcheese: And others go for long eyelashes and the face of an angel.
hazza: -_-
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loveshackB-52: I dare you to send one of your friends a bunch of "Monty Python" facts.
hazza: You're on.
hazza: Hey, Paul, did you know that the name, "Monty Python" means absolutely nothing?
hazza: Did you know that the fake Swedish opening credits in "The Holy Grail" were meant to spoof Ingmar Bergman's films?
hazza: Also, there were multiple directors for "The Holy Grail."
hazza: It was also originally going to take place in medieval and modern times. How cool is that?
hazza: Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and Genesis invested in the movie.
hazza: The extras in the movie were either students or tourists.
maccaroniandcheese: What even is this?
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