The Golden Rule

"Felicity Henrietta Darthmond I have had enough!"

I had thought Mum was joking. She'd said those words plenty of times before and she'd never actually meant them. Well, this time she did. Although, as I watched her posh, shiny car disappear around a corner, I was still expecting her to pop out of the bushes.

"Surprise!" she'd say. She'd apologise for always taking everything so seriously. She'd tell me that she wasn't about to leave me in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of preteens. She'd take me home and then go right back to ignoring me as usual.

Oh well, maybe this will be a nice break for me.
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Felicity Darthmond. She's had a rough life so far.

So, when her mother sends her to a summer camp full of literal 12 year olds, she treats it like a well deserved break. Finally, a drama free three months where the only thing to worry about is not getting caught talking after lights out and being on time for breakfast.

At least, that's what she thinks.

Who knew things would get this complicated?