Crap Happens: Wallowing is Optional
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Last published Mon, Aug 1, 2016
I published my book on Halloween of 2015, followed by the ebook on Thanksgiving Day of the same year. (There is no significance to the dates ... that's just the way it happened.) You can find Crap Happens...Wallowing Is Optional on amazon.com. I won't "re-do" the chapters I've already shared on Wattpad, but I'll add a few more from the book for your reading pleasure. I sincerely appreciate your comments.
At the age of 53, this city "girl" married a dairy farmer. We both lived in North Carolina but, in retrospect, the hundred miles that separated us was nothing compared to the differences in our lifestyles. Cows, cats, chores; mud, machines, manure ... how was I supposed to deal with these foreign matters?
This is a humorous, inspirational look at ordinary events on the farm that gave me an extraordinarily bad attitude. However, there is a cure. When life gets stale or downright discouraging, a change in perspective can change an attitude, and a new attitude translates to joy in living.
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