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The daily life of a- WAIT... WTF DUDE

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comedy lol original phone random technology text texting textstory

**WARNING: MATURE LANGUAGE**
**WARNING: MATURE THEMES**

Tom:
GUYS!
I had a new book idea

Sheila:
FUCK NO.
IM NOT DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN!
YOU ALWAYS FORGOT TO FUCKING WRITE AND THEN OH WOOP-DI-FUCKING-DOO YOU GOT ANOTHER MOTHER FUCKING BOOK IDEA!

Tom:
But I have motivation on my side!

Sheila:
FUCK MOTIVATION
SHES A FUCKING BITCH
FUCK YOU
HELL NO
YOU SAY THAT EVERY FUCKING TIME!!

Wran:
You two sound like an old married couple.

Sheila:
THE APOCALYPSE HAS FUCKING COME
WRAN IS ACTUALLY ONLINE WHEN SHIT IS HAPPENING!

Wran:
Fuck you.
What's the book called Tom?
Can't be any shittier than your other fucking books.

Tom:
Thank you for that Segway~~
It's called: The daily life of a
Wait... WTF DUDE!!??

Tyler:
ITS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING OVER
SHUT THE DUCK UP YOU BITCH BALLS!

Tom:
Hey....

Tyler:
WELL EXCUSE ME...
**fuck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hello there
I'm Tuli
I'm writing (Another) book
This one's entirely about the happenings in a group of internet friends doing what they do best...
Fucking shit up.
Royally.

Enjoy.

**WARNING: READING THIS BOOK RESULTS IN A 666% CHANCE OF A FUCKING SHIT STORM**All Rights Reserved

comedy lol original phone random technology text texting textstory

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Her Life

""I guess so!" I started laughing too. I looked around and realized it's been forever since I've been here... We started eating and talking about school work when all of a sudden.. My phone goes off. I look at who the text is from. It's from mom. -Tara! Come home now!- -Why?!?!? What's up???- -It's Sammy!- -Alright! On my way!-" Tara's life is always how she wants it to be... that is, until a threat came to be. She already lost her father.. She doesn't know how much more she can take until she finally loses everything... Her Mom.. Her girlfriend.. even her best friend Sammy... Will it stop at just them.. or is the threat after her too?