The daily life of a- WAIT... WTF DUDE

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**WARNING: MATURE LANGUAGE**
**WARNING: MATURE THEMES**

Tom:
GUYS!
I had a new book idea

Sheila:
FUCK NO.
IM NOT DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN!
YOU ALWAYS FORGOT TO FUCKING WRITE AND THEN OH WOOP-DI-FUCKING-DOO YOU GOT ANOTHER MOTHER FUCKING BOOK IDEA!

Tom:
But I have motivation on my side!

Sheila:
FUCK MOTIVATION
SHES A FUCKING BITCH
FUCK YOU
HELL NO
YOU SAY THAT EVERY FUCKING TIME!!

Wran:
You two sound like an old married couple.

Sheila:
THE APOCALYPSE HAS FUCKING COME
WRAN IS ACTUALLY ONLINE WHEN SHIT IS HAPPENING!

Wran:
Fuck you.
What's the book called Tom?
Can't be any shittier than your other fucking books.

Tom:
Thank you for that Segway~~
It's called: The daily life of a
Wait... WTF DUDE!!??

Tyler:
ITS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING OVER
SHUT THE DUCK UP YOU BITCH BALLS!

Tom:
Hey....

Tyler:
WELL EXCUSE ME...
**fuck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Hello there
I'm Tuli
I'm writing (Another) book
This one's entirely about the happenings in a group of internet friends doing what they do best...
Fucking shit up.
Royally.

Enjoy.

**WARNING: READING THIS BOOK RESULTS IN A 666% CHANCE OF A FUCKING SHIT STORM**All Rights Reserved

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