Zachary Lachlan knows his life is shit, but he doesn't want to dwell on that.
He knows that when Life takes your lemons, you can't make lemonade anymore. So he lives his life trying to make-do with what is left.
He fucks around, drinks to death, and fucks some more.
Everything was so-so in his lemonless life until that one day when he woke up naked, full of lovebites, a lacy black bra tucked under his pillow, and Emilia "TheFuckingGeniusPrude" Reynolds staring at his gloriously naked body.
WARNING (as if you'll listen): contains a lot of swear words, sexual innuendos, and teen angst.
Date started: September 4, 2017
Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.