The Fucking Bible
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Last published Mon, Sep 4, 2017
Marvel at my updated, modern rendition of the most purchased book in the world. Watch as I attempt to rewrite the bible from memory, but in a very shabby, foul-mouthed and sarcastic style that'll leave you more depressed than an Eastender watching Countdown at 4pm. If you don't have the time or the mental capacity to read the real bible, then this book is the perfect solution for you.
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