Crude
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Mon, Sep 4, 2017
The bedtime story told by an undiscovered meme.
Steps to Fame:
1. bE FamOuS
2. do not be CrUde
3. seet down bee humble
4. Open a Chinese black market
5. Become a meme
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𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 - 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘥, 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥. 𝘑𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥. 𝘈𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦- 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧? 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 - 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺.
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