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Don't drink and ride trains, kids.

JustaSpoonfulofYaoi

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Reads 6
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Parts 1
Time 12m

JustaSpoonfulofYaoi

Mature

anime aobajouhsai crack haikyuu hinatashouyou hq iwaizumihajime makki mattsun oikawatooru seijoh self-insert

Roses are red, Violets are blue; I fell asleep on the train and now I'm Natsu..?

(Self-insert OC!)

Disclaimer: I don't own shit, and this is rated mature for a reason- though it's really mainly for swearing and kind of foul language? 

(Also this is mainly crack, so read at your own risk.)All Rights Reserved

anime aobajouhsai crack haikyuu hinatashouyou hq iwaizumihajime makki mattsun oikawatooru seijoh self-insert

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Tue, Sep 5, 2017

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Chapter 1
Tue, Sep 5, 2017

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