Just Your Average English Teenager
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Hey!
I'm Jupiter, welcome to the story of my life. Despite my disasters with fake-tan/ false-eyelashes/ maths/ any human that possesses gentleman vegetables, I like to think that I'm fairly normal, but I'll let you decide on that one.
There's no wizards/ vampires/ murder(I hope)/ supremely hot guys, just me, my slightly crazy family and my insanity inducing friends. Oh, and the odd rambler that stops and asks to use the toilet. Well, this is the Lake District.
Welcome to planet Jupiter.
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