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wHERES MY VODKA?!1?!1!1?!
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Ongoing, First published Sep 05, 2017
BOI DUFFY CANT FIND HIS VODKA!!? O NO. SO HEZ GON GO ON A CRAY ADVENTUR AND FUND the vOdKa cuzz he's a vodka junkhead jimmer jomz. WILL HE FIND THE FRIKIN VODKA HECK YEAH LETS FIND OUT. he wil meat many fresh new frens to help find the LEGENDARY VODKA AND HE MIGHT EVEN FALL IN LOVE OH SNAP!!!1!1!1!
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