Campfire Stories!

Let's gather around the campfire and tell some crappy stories! I don't know what the heck I'm doing, so it'll be great! Basically, my pals from the Marvel universe, DC universe, and the Dark World Universe are going to tell some pretty crack-filled and interesting stories. Some will be quick, maybe some will expand, and maybe some will make you want to jump head first into the flames. I don't know, but it should be good! Ish....
Whatever, I'm just some kid anyways with no life so I don't care much...

Oh, and apparently I need to give a legal disclaimer. Ya know, because I don't want to get sued. I don't own anything of or pertaining to anything DC or Marvel. Ever. No matter how much I trademark. I will try. But then I will get sued. And it will suck.

HOWEVER, I do own the Dark World Universe. It is my own stuff, with my own ideas, with pieces of my own soul sewed in to make sure it doesn't fall apart. The Dark World Universe is mine, and I don't like sharing. So, if you want it you have to pry it from my cold, dead, hands. But, seriously, everyone and almost everything in that universe belongs to me. Please respect that and don't steal. That is punishable by law.

Anyway, some things in here, by some coincidence, might be cannon. But since I don't know cannon, deal with the things that aren't. Or maybe some of them should be. Just saying. That is all.

ANYONE WANT S'MORES?!?!?!?!