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The Simple Guide To Dating A Vampire

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Fredrick Walker is a 23 year old nurse attempting to make a life for himself. His routine is stable and predictable.

That is, until he caught the eye of the sexiest woman known to human kind.


Insert Victoria, with her jet black hair, emerald green eyes, strong British accent and monstrous stilettos. 
She manages to get his tongue tied, his palms sweaty and his mind fuzzy all at the same time.

However, everyone has baggage.
Victoria just managed to roll in with centuries tonnes.

And she has bones in her closet that she adamantly chooses to keep hidden.

Oh... And did I mention she is a blood sucking creature?

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