7 Dimwits And I
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Chinito: *Naglalakad sa isang park kung saan may bushes at muntik ng madapa* Sh*t! Giraffe!
Mr.Speechless: *stands up and stares at the guy*
F*ckboy: *sees the two of them* the hell guys are you just going to stand there and control your libidos? Go get a room!
Chinito: *Frowns*
Mr.Speechless: *Death Stare*
Curlyboy: Guys! I didn't know you're here.. What's up?
Joker: *walks on the side* Ooh.. What's with the face man?
Mr.Speechless: *gives joker a headlock and grins*
Nerdy:Don't be harsh! He might get a neck fracture!
Mr.Speechless: Next! *Smirks*
Nerdy: Ehem! As I said.. You can kill if you want! He-he.. Kill him!
Everybody joins
Joker: Ecckk! Good bye batman.. I love you..
Mr.Speechless: *frowns* *spanks joker's head after he unlocked him*
Here comes the two last idiots:
Mr.Hot&Cold: Tss! You should have waited for me!
Mr.RomanticPilosopo: Eh? Grabe naman.. Wag niyo siya patayin edi wala na tayong clown?
Everybody agrees with him except joker
Suddenly they felt hungry..
They look around the park until one spot caught their attention...
A lady walking near by the swing...
Mr.RomanticPilosopo: Oh.. My lovely fiance..
They all look at him with a 'I dont believe you jerk face'
Mr.Speechless: She's Mine.
Suddenly Fuckboy was out of the scene
Attention turned to the lady..
But with.. F*ckboy?!
Mr.Pilosopo: Hey! She's cheating! She's flirting with that idiot?
*Death stares*
Mr.Hot&Cold: She's not your property..
Mr.Speechless: No Ring.
Curlyboy: Huh?
Chinito: She's not his fiance! Idiot!!
Joker: Why did we hide in this bushes when we saw that girl?
They saw fuckboy flirting with her a while ago but now..
Fuckboy: Aaahh!Ouch! Ouch!
Stop it! *begging on his knees*
They all saw the lady that is now all angry. Spanking f*ckboy's arms and pulling his hair..
Chinito: Ohh..That was-
Nerdy: Bizzare
Nerdy: Crazy?
Mr.Speechless:Bizzare..
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