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Not Your Average

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Reads 178
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Parts 7
Time 46m

cliche comedy humor mystery parody romance supernatural teenfiction vampire werewolf

Gesa Bell lives in a book made up of the most cliché and overused stories- a world where Twilight is based on a true story and Beacon Hills is the next town over. She's the main character and she's well aware of it, but she's decided she won't play along with this predictable story.

She's a carefree and independent main character; that is until she realizes she's being replaced for not cooperating. 

In order to reclaim her role in the story, she must uncover the truth behind the stereotypical world she's always known. 

P.S. The forth wall is broken a lot in this story, and the characters are kind of cringe because it's a parody of overused teen/supernatural fiction.All Rights Reserved

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Love Bites [Slowly Editing] by HisBunni

((A Pinch of Fantasy Series - book 1))What's worse than being in highschool known as the freak? Being known as the TOWN freak, of course. What's the worse thing about living in a society filled with werewolves? Being a hybrid that isn't accepted. Alessa lived her entire life in the shadows of her mother's pack as a rogue. The only person who she believes that loves her is her mother and her childhood best friend. Now there is a new guy in town and has caught all the girls' eyes but has captured Alessa's heart. Love at first sight, the new guy Jase is in fact her mate but he rejects her...not being able to cope with the fact her mate doesn't want her she flees into the forbidden forest where she meets a gorgeous wounded man named Damien...but Damien isn't a werewolf and accepts Alessa for who she is. Later she finds that this strange man is her mate as well!! Was does this mean if Damien isn't a werewolf? Drama unfolds when Alessa has to deal with the acknowledge that she has two mates but one mate has rejected her....for being half vampire, half werewolf...or that's the reason she believes he has rejected her... If it wasn't bad enough a fortune teller visits her in her dream state to warn her. 1. She cannot be in water under a new moon 2. She cannot stand under the full moon's beam 3. An NEVER EVER drink the blood of a crow What could these warnings mean? Is she some kind of Grimlin?! Not so much...

Colored In The Negative by CherryBerryBlast1996

A traditionally untraditional vampire tale. This short 13-piece journey follows Cherish as her vampire fairytale comes together then unravels before her very eyes. The obvious romance is blurred by her inability to pick a side: violent vampire or human life? Her indecisivity leaves everyone questioning till the next chapter. We know what happens in the end, at least we should. It's obvious, isn't it? This story has random and subtle 4th-wall-breaks, and plenty of music and TV references. Enjoy. Colored In The Negative was written for the entertainment of myself and my very unalike close circle of friends. It is set in the year of 2016, and takes place in San Antonio, TX. That said, only MOST of what makes this story is a work of fiction. Other than those who've given permission, every character is a figment of my imagination. Any personalities, private locations, or occurrences similar to actuality are purely coincidental.

Roommates by AidenSummers

"You wrote my name wrong" "You said it's Rider" "It's Ryder with a Y" "Ok I'll make sure I write it right next time!Enjoy your coffee" Next time: I swear to God your nerdy glasses are gonna be lenses" "What?! I wrote it right this time" "Rider With A Y' is NOT right." - Ryder is a bad boy, or at least that's what he wants everyone to think. He tries to act like a bully, edgy, and cruel, and it works for the most part. Spencer doesn't like to be called a nerd but deep down he knows he is to a certain extent. He is bored of everything and he sees the good in people, but will he find any good in Ryder?

The Bad Boy Saved My Life #Wattys2016 by PrincessofWhales

Peyton Hills has it all. She has a perfect life, surrounded by loving and supportive parents who shockingly aren't divorced. She is surrounded by popularity, love and affection. She sits at the popular table at lunch and is nice to everyone- even the nerds. But her perfect life goes crashing down hill and turns into a mess. What happens when something tragic strikes Peyton's parents that has her moving all the way across the country to live in New York with her Aunt and Uncle? Can she handle it all at her new school? Not being popular, being unknown, being teased and forced to start over? Being the new troubled and misunderstood girl? The once beautiful 17 year old perfect girl turns into the petrified, anxious and mysterious teenager who can't handle anything anymore. Being the lonely girl at the new school; can she find new friends? Or even love? One boy notices this lonely girl and coincidentally gets paired up with her for a Health project. He then becomes her only friend. The only person who cares to understand her. Finding out that she has many secrets to hide, this one boy tries to help Peyton. This one boy saves her life, and tries to bring her out of her shell, making her do spontaneous things with him and it all turns into one hell of a ride. This 'one boy' is Evan Shepards. The school's popular, ignorant, cocky jock on the Football team. The Bad Boy who ended up Saving her Life. (TW SH) (I wrote this when I was 14. I am 24 now. Please take everything you read in this book lightly. It's a mess, I am sorry. But to those who loved it, thank you)

The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me by YYeung128

A parody... except it slowly gets less satirical as I get way too attached to the characters and turn the story into a shipping-fest ~~~~ "Why are you doing this?" I whispered. He slammed me against another locker. I could see anger, sadness, envy, happiness and lust in his teal green orbs. "Because you're mine." He smirked, gnashing his teeth against mine. ~~~~ Brynn Winters is a 17 year old good girl. She is sweeter than sugar. She is also sarcastic and quirky and innocent and naive and snarky and is a bookworm and not like other girls. She also has trauma to (barely) compensate for her lack of personality. She believes in love but she has never experienced any, until she met him. Ryder Daniels is a 18 year old bad boy. He is sweeter than sin. He is dark and mysterious and plays football (not shown in book). He smokes and drinks beer. He is a ladies' man and a player. He has walls around his heart and some dark secrets that is definitely not spoiled in the title. He does not believe in love. Brynn and Ryder are opposites. So what happens when they meet? He is not who she thinks he is. Will it end in disaster? Or will it end in love? Will it end in flames? Or will it end in a different kind of flame? As disasters come their way, will they choose love or not love? Will their secrets drive them apart? Or will they trust in each other? Join them on their journey of love. There will be love, annoying sluts, conversations that doesn't pass the Bechdel test, cliche tropes, glaring plot holes, subtly glaring plot holes, socialism, orbs, humor, secondhand embarrassment and the tiniest hints of homoeroticism. ~~~~ Reviews (aka criticisms that I'm too lazy to correct): "From a horribly done parody to horribly done leftist propaganda." "Brynn and Ryder are the most frustrating couple I've ever read." "Where humor" "You can't use parody as an excuse for bad writing, you know."

Broken Until You by dreamaquarius

[COMPLETED] Autumn Cross is now in 12th grade at her new school, Willington High, with only one goal in mind: passing the 12th grade and going to a good college. But her world changes when she meets Ryder Becker. Ryder Becker is one of the most popular boys in all of Willington High. I mean, all the boys want to be him and all the girls worship him. He could care less about grades because he knows that football is what's going to get him into a good college. But his carelessness in grades changes when he meets Autumn. Not only does Autumn get partnered up with Ryder for the biggest class project of the whole year, she also lives on the same street as him. In the beginning she thinks it's a total curse, but maybe it's a blessing in disguise... They both may pretend on the outside that they are fine, but truth be told, they are both broken. The way his smile doesn't match his sad eyes draws her towards him, and the scars and bruises on her skin draw him towards her. A cure for your sadness could be another person, right? Well put her broken pieces together with his, and you have cracked the code. Love could put their broken pieces back together. ----------------------------------- A sky full of stars and he was still staring at me. "Why are you staring like that?" I asked him. "You scare me, Autumn." Ryder admitted. "How come?" He looked down at the grass beneath us then back at me and gulped. "Because I want to tell you secrets I'm too scared to admit to myself." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🤍I wrote this when I was around 13-14 (i'm 19 now) so some chapters may be cringy but I am too lazy to rewrite them, and still so many people enjoy this book and i'm truly grateful! But sorry in advance for scenes that may seem unrealistically cringe...I was young and naive. But anyways,enjoy the book (hoping to write more books in the future)🤍 Highest rank: 2019 #1 scars 03/12 #7 love 04/30 #4 romance 06/07 #1 highschool 06/07 #5 teen fiction 06/09 #1 cute 06/15 #1 lovers

(Editing) fιттιηg тнε ριεcεs ↞ Teen Wolf by TW_Nerdd

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Tainted - Eli Hale by azalealilahkingston

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Only in the Fairytales |Derek Hale| by Jackisnotokay

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Every Saint Needs a Sinner by _merrittking_

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Only in the Fairytales |Derek Hale| cover

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Love Bites [Slowly Editing]

((A Pinch of Fantasy Series - book 1))What's worse than being in highschool known as the freak? Being known as the TOWN freak, of course. What's the worse thing about living in a society filled with werewolves? Being a hybrid that isn't accepted. Alessa lived her entire life in the shadows of her mother's pack as a rogue. The only person who she believes that loves her is her mother and her childhood best friend. Now there is a new guy in town and has caught all the girls' eyes but has captured Alessa's heart. Love at first sight, the new guy Jase is in fact her mate but he rejects her...not being able to cope with the fact her mate doesn't want her she flees into the forbidden forest where she meets a gorgeous wounded man named Damien...but Damien isn't a werewolf and accepts Alessa for who she is. Later she finds that this strange man is her mate as well!! Was does this mean if Damien isn't a werewolf? Drama unfolds when Alessa has to deal with the acknowledge that she has two mates but one mate has rejected her....for being half vampire, half werewolf...or that's the reason she believes he has rejected her... If it wasn't bad enough a fortune teller visits her in her dream state to warn her. 1. She cannot be in water under a new moon 2. She cannot stand under the full moon's beam 3. An NEVER EVER drink the blood of a crow What could these warnings mean? Is she some kind of Grimlin?! Not so much...