Random and Disgusting Stories
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WARNING: OFFENSIVE TOPICS WILL BE IN THIS BOOK!! DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED. THIS BOOK IS FOR HUMOR PURPOSES ONLY.
This book may have anything and possibly everything; this has only been made for humor, not to see how easily people are offended.
This book has stuff like:
World War II
Scat/Poopie
Gore
Boy x Boy
Very sensitive topics
9/11 jokes
Lots of swearing
Poking fun at video games (and video game theories)
Maybe some bad grammar also punctuation.
I feel sorry for anyone who has gone though anything that this book includes, and for the lives lost because of these jokes. Jokes come from dark topics, like genocides, rapes, terrorist stuff, etc. Jokes are made to make light of dark stuff.
I hope you've gotten my point, and please, do not read unless you like this type of stuff.
Do not request anything, I will not accept requests no matter what, this is purely made from imagination, anything that is true in this book is purely coincidental (any real life event that has or will happen, names, places, ideas and opinions).
Do not comment/message me, just because a story in this book made you feel depressed, or enraged.
Let me repeat, this book is a work of my best friend's and my mind that is very very dark and wrong.
This book is intended for humor, this book includes very sensitive topics, and do not comment/message me because a story made you depressed or enraged, you could just leave this book and never read it again.
For the rest of you that WANT to continue reading, I hope that you laugh at the stories.
Thank you, for reading the description and not immediately going "OH NO!! WORLD WAR II!? THIS BOOK IS HORRIBLE BECAUSE IT MAKES FUN OF IT!!"
-The sorta-busy author.
P.S, keep an open-mind. I have gone through some of the stuff that are in this book and it was painful, but I have not gone through every single pain that this book has.
Anything in this book that I do not own goes to their rightful owners.
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