I, Falice Beckinridge, am a party animal. But, a small, gucci baggable, animal. Ya' know, one of those cute little dogs famous VS angel's carry around in their top of the case designer bags to the mall? Yep. It is I. I'm just swaggy. Note to self-never under any circumstances say 'swaggy' ever again. Sweggy I'm a werewolf, yet to shift (because I haven't got off my ass long enough to find my mate) This summer, I'm digging my old bucket list out of my scrapbook. And I intend to complete it by the end of my last year in high school. 1-Stay up all night long without fail. (Classic!) 2- Transform into a sexy butterfly. (AKA: Makeover) 3-Burn my retainer. 4-Flirt with my Algebra teacher. ( Mr. Bringin' Sexy Back) 5-Keep a diary to record progress of thy bucket list ( Oh yes, I said thy) 6-Win a gummy bear eating contest ( It's real, trust me) 7-Find my mate. 8-Shift 9-Dye a llama the color of lime green. 10- Set a stink bomb in the school slut's car (Toyota convertible) 11-Spend a whole night in the rain (Sleeping is optional) 12-Get a parrot 13-Teach parrot to cuss 14-Set fireworks off at a gas station. 15-Put dark red food coloring in the fountain at the mall (Heh, fountain of blood) 16-Meet Miley Cyrus 17-Twerk with Miley Cyrus 18- Get my belly-button pierced 19-Makeout with my mate for the first time 20- Find buried treasure. 21- Complete bucket list.All Rights Reserved
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