Comebacks for Motherfuckers
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  • Reads 299
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  • Parts 2
  • Time <5 mins
Ongoing, First published Sep 07, 2017
Have you ever been in a situation where by you are being insulted by someone and all you could do was just stand there and stare?
Well well well, this book is for you so read and the next time you find yourself in such situation, you fire back at that motherfucker rather than stand there and stare.
Come back and thank me later;)
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