Humour Me (on hold)
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The door bangs open and Ryker walks in.
"And where have you been Mr. Marshal?"
He shoots her a lopsided grin and I respect her even more when she doesn't soften like the rest of the girls in the room who are swooning.
"Sorry Ms. C, it won't happen again."
I roll my eyes.
"Yeah right." I mutter under my breath.
He goes still. Oh crap.
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Meet Madison Owens. The typical nerd of Kensington High, except she's not....
Madison defies all stereotypes of a nerd. She's smart, sure, but she's also confident, feisty, athletic (not that many people notice), and most importantly, not afraid to kick Mr. Popular's butt.
Follow Madison's journey as she deals with deception, lies, and broken hearts.
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This is not a cliche story. In fact, far from it.
WARNING: may cause fits of laughter to the point of stomach cramps. Have fun! 😂
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