Ask Octavian

Octavian from the Heroes of Olympus series by Rick Riordan is such a sweet and handsome character, and he's so nice and lovely and likeable, so I thought I'd do this book for him. Oh wait, guys, I'm sorry, I was playing 'say the opposite of what you mean' with my sister and forgot to switch back.

But ask all the questions you want, make as many comments as you want, advertise your book, comment random stuff, and in general, just try to piss Octavian off in any way possible.

Examples of accepted comments:

-this book is nice/horrible
-Octavian, ...
-hey pls read my book its called ... !
-the sky is green

Examples of not accepted comments:
-Gaea/Kronos is awesome
-marry me Octavian
-(insert self-harm/BDSM quote)
-(insert terrorist motto)

So...apart from a few crushes, some dirty jokes and some inappropriate questions, this book is suitable for demigods of all ages.

Contains the slur 'oct*vian'. Hope you readers don't mind.

NOT SUITABLE FOR MORTALS. DEMIGODS AND DEMIGODDESSES ONLY. IF YOU ARE A MORTAL, LEAVE THIS BOOK IMMEDIATELY.

NOT SUITABLE FOR WORSHIPPERS OF OCTAVIAN. SERIOUSLY, JUST JACK OFF.

AND LAST OF ALL, NOT SUITABLE FOR TEACHERS AT MY SCHOOL.

If you do not fit any of the above criteria, read and enjoy!