Siren: A MCU story

People are weird- no, I shouldn't say that. Let me try again, people are... different. Yes, different works. Some are more different (like really really really really different) than others. And I guess depending on how different you are decides what crap life feels like throwing at you. That's it.
........ Why are you still here? Where you expecting some methodically thought out way of me telling you my life story, leaving out crucial details so that you'll feel intrigued enough to read the story? Just read the story it's not that hard. Oh, my name? Well, if you bothered to open up the book, you'd find it right there on page one. Bye now.

*Note: The timeline for the MCU is altered so that Peter would have already had the new suit prior to Civil War, meaning his internship would have started before Civil War, not after*