baking with regrets
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Ongoing, First published Sep 09, 2017
this is made because I have nothing better to do and ive always wanted to make a fanfic about this. characters include logan karen steve ralph tyrone pauline dylan katie andrew *inhales* wye alice death satan god allah cupid heather the cupid james matthew samuel *gasps for air and gulps* lindsey kelly jana mary tom logans mom logans dad veronica jose maurine mark *coughs* and more so keep tuned on that. OH AND RAPHAEL SOMETIMES ALMOST FORGOT this is so disorganized I would rate this close to r maybe even x although there is no "he puts his dick in her" shit it's more like references towards sex and we know they're doing it in the other room. immature humor and offensive towards any race honestly if you're white we're assholes if you're black we're assholes if you're Mexican we're assholes but with limits and if you practice islam good luck fam haha anyway I have no story for this so I'm just kinda going with my characters and what I think they'd do so stay tuned I guess?
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I HATE YOU {BoyxBoy}

25 parts Complete Mature

He's a Goodie-Goodie, And He's a Dirty Rich Boy. He volunteers at soup kitchens, He's never worked a day in his life. He would rather spend time with his grandparents on a sunny day at the lake, And He rather be alone in his room with one of his boyfriends. Welcome to the world of Zack and Dylan. Zack is that ultimate crazy popular, heart breaker type of guy that you just can't help but drool over even when you know you can't have him. He's openly gay and always speaks his mind. Even if it's telling you,"You totally look fat in that dress." He's not the nicest person in the world but he has his reasons... Dylan is the kind of guy that any girl would died to have. He's the old-fashioned, one step at a time kind-of guy that would never do you wrong. He spends his time helping others that are less fortunate instead of himself. He's sweet, kind, caring, and responsible. Everything any girl or guy would want. But if he so perfect why would he be so straight? But not only is his sexuality a problem to him, his whole life could be falling right before his very eyes. Can there possible be one or two little things that are bad in a Mr. Goodie-Two-Shoe's life? You can't be 100% perfect, now can you? Oh and one last thing... With there complete polar opposite lives, Is it no wonder that they HATE each other? ****THE SEQUEL IS NOW AVAILABLE TO READ**** (2020 Update: God I love that this is #12 in the stupid category. But seriously, this book contains a lot of toxic stuff so if you're going to read it just be aware. Also I wrote this when I was like 12 soooo yikes but that also means I was writing about things that I had no real knowledge of. Please educate yourself and if I do ever decide to rewrite this cursed book I will be sure to acknowledge some more of the things in this story that are a bit too much. Anyways, stay safe and enjoy the story if it's not too cringe for you lol)