TF2 Oneshot Attempts

I feel as though my writing's gotten sloppy since I've been working on other things, like not getting kicked out of college and not being a deadbeat, but I hate the idea of not being able to write, it makes my fingers itch, so here's a book for all you Team Fortress 2 fans, all eleven of you still waiting for the Pyro update, the three who only read the comics, and the others who know me from other fandoms and wondered if I'd drunk myself to death yet. (I haven't) Rules will be the first page and then any requests you have will be the following pages, simple.