Quotes from a Wacky English Teacher

"Can we do a little focusing on English and not on innuendos?"

My English teacher is really. . . interesting.

I mean, does your high school English teacher body check you in the hallway, call you by the name of a character in a TV show, or make random song references?

Does he fight you for your spot in the lunch line?

Does he blast music so loud that the teacher in the class 3 rooms away sends a student to your class to complain?

Just wait. It gets even weirder.

"Devil, Devil, he's our man! If he can't do it, no one can!"