Crack Ships Ahead, Grab That Popcorn M8
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Last published Mon, Sep 11, 2017
Who loves Crack ships? I do. I'll honestly write anything. I don't care if it's lemons or just makes no sense whatsoever, i'll do it. For example:
Niko was walking down the street when he saw the love of his life, Pancake. Pancake was so beautiful in every way, from that beautiful butter hat they wore, or the sweet, slick moves of that drooling Syrup. Niko couldn't handle it anymore, as he comfessed to Pancake.
Pancake sighed, and declined saying that they already had a boyfriend
Then Niko killed him and ate them
The end
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