Donnie the Dinosaur
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So I felt compelled to write this because it was amazing when me and my cousins first came up with it. I'll probably take this down. Also, MATURE THEMES, TESTING OF YOUR RELIGIOUS FAITH, AND MILD LANGUAGE will be evident in this book. If you're looking for a good laugh or a serious contemplation of your life decisions, you're at the right place.
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