The Seductive Kiss

While in my college English class one day, Professor Dudley gave each of us an unwrapped Hershey's Kiss, and gave us the assignment to write a descriptive essay. Me being the mischievous guy I am, I slightly sexualized it (nothing serious or graphic of course) and gave off the impression I was obsessed with chocolate. She suggested I go see a counselor and I was worried she took it seriously. I started apologizing because I was sure I was in big trouble, so imagine my surprise when she started laughing!
P.S. Just in case, I'm rating it as mature anyway.