::* South Park Romance :: How to Take the MYSTERY out of Mysterion *::

Disturbia is just a lonely female super-heroine who is determined to get rid of the bad things happening in South Park and help others in need. She works alone and tries to do what she can to save those in danger, no matter what. But what happens when she comes across a few unlikely superheroes who are in complete denial of her being able to save the town of South Park? Particularly, the Coon. The Coon doesn't want her there. He thinks it's his job along with his superhero crew to defend the city. Feeling irritated yet still determined, Disturbia still can't help but feel rejected at the same time. All she's trying to do is help. She'll show them, she thought. But then suddenly, she finds herself in a mess of situations among Professor Chaos and the Coon at the same time. And then something else happens. She meets Mysterion. She finds herself interested in him for no apparent reason, but whatever's driving her wants to know more about him. And not to mention that having a schoolgirl crush on him will definitely distract her job. How is she going to prove that she can be a real superhero despite what others say? And will she and Mysterion have a rainbow-sh*tting-unicorn-fairytale together or will it all just turn out to mean nothing at all in the end?