Me: Hope you enjoy the book! It's filled with adventure and magi- Pat: Wait you're giving them spoilers? Dosen't it destroy the point of reading the book? Thea: No you dimwit, they're just giving a description Pat: Why do we even need a description? Can't they read? Thea: It's a requirement on Wattpad you dimwit...duh Pat: Then why write on Wattpad? Thea: Cause our writers are limited on resources, and are to dumb to do anything else Me: Umm... Thank you? Pat: If you really just looking for the description I'll save you the trouble of listening to our boring writers here Me: WHAT? Me: You can't write your own description Pat: Watch me. Pat: Book. Defend. Magic .War. Writer 1: I like how we created this character Writer 2: Really? I find him really annoyingAll Rights Reserved