The Chronicles of Mary

"Mary.. sweetie.. please put the gun down."

"You would like that wouldnt you Kevin? You would like it so much if I just put this gun down and let you get way with what you did..!"

"Baby please.. it was just cookie dough. Now put down the fucking Nerf gun."

"Just cookie dough? Just cookie dough?! I cant believe I'm in love with somebody who doesn't understand the value of cookie dough..."

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Mariana Renae Fox. 19. Currently in a relationship with Kevin Nebula. Her hobbies include fangirling, baking, crying over cute animals, and acting like she can dance. Approximately 5'4". Thinks its cool to name off random facts about herself.

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Eric James Neyland II, crown prince of Britain has to find a bride before his 21st birthday, and kidnapping an innocent girl and forcing her to marry him to keep his birthright is totally acceptable right??

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