Jokes! Jokes! Jokes! Jokes! Just some random jokes that I came across on the Internet. ****I take no credit for these jokes****

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This was what really happened behind the scenes- the story Mean revealed about how Plan insisted on sharing not just the same room, but the same bed. "I told you, I don't want to sleep alone!" "Plan... you could just-" "NO." "Then maybe you can ask P'Pupae to-" "I WANT MEAN!"

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🥺🥺 this is a shitpost so don't take it seriously I'm just bored big credits to milo

Since I was so disappointed with how the cinematic version of Borderlands turned out, I decided to write my own version! One that's more accurate to the games while still being its own thing. Rewritten story, new cast, etc.

Mark Paragas is fresh out of nursing school, an idealistic, mabait, at medyo kabado. Akala niya, pagpasok niya sa ospital, puro vital signs at charting lang ang kailangang aralin. Mali siya. Dito sa Specialist Care Medical & Trauma Center, natutunan niyang hindi lang mga sugat ng katawan ang ginagamot ng isang nurse kundi pati mga sugat ng loob. Sa bawat pasyenteng dumaraan, sa bawat tunog ng code blue, sa bawat tulo ng kape sa night shift, Mark slowly learns what it really means to be a nurse. Along the way, makikilala niya ang mga taong magtuturo sa kanya kung paano maging matatag, maging totoo, at... magmahal. Where every heartbeat tells a story. Where every shift changes a life including your own.

Shaka laka boom boom

Gangster. Lunatic. Legend. Jokan is a one-man gang with three imaginary henchmen(ALTER EGO) - Ranga the reckless driver, Babloo the overthinking techie, and Soda the silent assassin who never blinks. Together, they run a criminal empire powered by delusion, confidence, and crayon maps. But when a real rival gang mocks his imaginary crew, Jokan declares war. What follows is a chaotic, action-packed spiral of solo battles, motivational speeches to empty chairs, and a stairwell showdown that turns madness into myth. JOKAN is a satirical gangster saga where comedy meets chaos, and hallucinations become heroes. It's quirky, cinematic, and darkly hilarious - perfect for readers who love ensemble energy, unpredictable action, and characters that echo long after the last page.

This is a joke fic about my classmates Bc they act like they are in a hidden relationship or something 💔