My Girlfriend Is Trying To Kill Me
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Last published Sat, Jan 20, 2018
As Sammy Green, a college student, struggles with his life he one day meets someone he never thought existed. "The woman of my dreams".
Sammy pushes aside relationships and only has one best friend, Carl Hack, that he has known since grade school.
Sammy finally gains the courage to accept this girls offer to have dinner with her. He thought it was going smoothly until she tried to eat him.
Now Sammy must kill an insane, psychopathic monster in order to save him and his friend from becoming supper.
" I hope you will enjoy a horror story with comedy and love. I was inspired by crazy obsessed chicks on tv that acted like the devil and I wanted to create my own insane horror story."
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