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Driving Doctor Mayhem

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PERSONAL ASSISTANT NEEDED. People skills optional. Ability to take drink orders preferred. Personal mode of transport a MUST.                            

To Reply, Contact Dr. M's home office:                 
1-555-TRBLE-4-U
(Idiots and those prone to knock-knock jokes need not apply.)     

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Nobody in their right mind would respond to a help wanted listing so vague. Enter, Robin Banks.

The wacky exploits of a narcoleptic super villain and his reluctant sidekick.

[COMPLETED FIRST DRAFT - #22 in Humor on 4/12/15]All Rights Reserved

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Origin (Book 2) by brycethehampton

Jay West and his friends are all alone. Stuck in a world without superhumans, they try to adjust to living as regular people. But soon, that task may prove too much to bear as their actions seem to catch up with them. When an incident causes Jay to use his powers in public, he becomes a target of people he didn't know existed. A secret organization is out for blood. He'll need his friends more than ever to conquer this new threat. Or, at least, that's what he thinks. Soon, he realizes he made a mistake when he chose Afterlight. But will his friends see it that way? Or will they become his enemies forever? In the second book to the Power series, he will have to up his game to keep up with reality as he knows it. But is everything really as it seems in the world of Jay West?

A Guide to Being Super by tangles-

Every city has its claim to fame and for the city of Cytropolis it's their superheroes. But unlike the cities of Gotham and Central City, this isn't a good thing. Cytropolis is known far and wide as the city with the clumsiest and least influential superheroes ever. But it never mattered that much since the super villains were just as bad. That is, until recently when the villains decided to smarten up and open a super villain academy to train the newest generation (something that never occurred to the heroes). Luckily for them, Matt Miller has arrived. He may seem like an average, normal (even bordering on boring) seventeen-year-old boy, but when are things ever what they seem? He may be apathetic and bitter but he has super powers and he's kind of, well, powerful. He's the heroes only hope against the newest villain in town, Sinister Shadow, and he has no choice but to lend a hand (but he refuses to wear tights while he does it, he draws the line at tights). And with Matt's help (along with his little sister turned sidekick), the heroes just might win. *cover by @soundthealarm*

Alex Rider - three months to the end by Rider_007

The teen super spy was only given three months to live. How will the lone spy spend his time? What happens when he is send back to Brecons Beacons? He can't see a doctor, how much worse will his condition get with all the extreme training and pushing your body to beyond limits?

The Unkillable Girl - [ONC 2024] by ems-kitty-xx

The girl who can't be killed. The ultimate super power. All she needs to do is work out how she's supposed to use it to save the world. But of all the people that could have been given such great power, Amelia was probably the worst choice. A story for the Open Novella Contest 2024. Using the prompt #6; Your life as you know it has ended. Somewhere in Limbo you're met with the message: "Something went wrong. Please try again." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trigger warning: mentions of self harm, thoughts of suicide, drug use, and alcohol.

Guide to Being a Superhero...'s BFF (Guide to Being, Novella One) by TCKauthor

Friendship doesn't change when your bestie becomes a fire-wielding champion, but a lot of other stuff does. Like having to put 'kidnapped by idiots with powers' on your weekly schedule. And enduring said idiots' cliché monologues while inwardly roasting their interior decorating skills. Hey, I'm Mira. That's right, Miracle Simmons. BFF to America's favorite superhero celeb; Firebird. (Bu-bye, Chris Evens, your reign is over.) You've probably heard of her, but not of me. That's okay! I'm her bestie! It's my job to make sure she doesn't burn herself out fighting morons, keep her focused in her actual real life, and try to show her that she doesn't have to pick every fight. Uh-huh, I have it way worse than her. Anyway, if you're reading this, you are most likely a newbie superhero bestie. Or a salty television producer. Or my mom. (Hi, Mom.) Whoever you are; buckle up, and enjoy my tale of supervillains who aren't villains-or super, superheroes who don't want to work anymore, and the rotten media that started it all. And me. The wanna-be normal engineering student who God decided had to be kidnapped to get a date.

Love-Love || OLD DRAFT by glassEyed

[THIS IS AN OLD DRAFT. Please read the rewrite that is currently up on my profile] ............ "Look, man, I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean to rob the bank but I'm broke and I need the money." "If you need money, go get a job!" "I have a job!" "A real job, not blowing up the city -" "This is a real job, Stormy. It keeps you employed. I don't have to pay TAXES." ~ Super Storm is your typical superhero with stunning blonde hair and high morale. Gravel is your typical supervillain with a slight obsession over a certain someone's beautiful blonde hair and a mission he doesn't want to complete. Now let's say Gravel meets someone who uses the same shampoo as Super Storm. Let's say they bond over tennis. Let's say Gravel's sidekick isn't particularly fond of what's unfolding. Let's say this three-playered tennis match has more balls in the court than expected. Who'll win? Who'll lose? ~~ a story as told by a Supervillain (boyxboy) ••• 🏆 featured by SuperHero - the official Supers' account 🏆 featured by the official Action account 🏆 featured by Wattpad India 🏆 featured by Stories Undiscovered #1 in superhero #1 in supervillain #1 in FreeTheLGBT #1 in lgbtqIN #1 in OpenNovellaContest2019 #3 in bxb #4 in teenfiction

Lithium Soldier by Chikenoodul

A low-ranking super villain, himself battered before passing out. The memory that existed in the brain before losing consciousness was a terrifying experience. "I... I was caught! I survived! Hahaha!" "There's no such thing as that stupid weird T-pose creature!" Knock! Knock! Knock! "Aaaahhhh!!!!!" The villain collapsed with a foaming mouth. A humanoid figure, not a hero, not a villain, and not a human. With the bio suit worn, the human figure floated in a T-pose in front of the detention cell.

Insert One Liner Here (Book 2) by scaryberry123

[COMPLETED] ••Reached #1 in adventure on 04/07/2019•• ••Reached #2 in hero on 05/16/2019•• ••Reached #3 in fiction on 05/20/2019•• Arlo Sanders wakes up one morning to discover that he wet the bed. I know what you're thinking and no, he didn't pee himself. He had developed super powers. At first, he was in denial, but inevitably came to the understanding that he is now a Super, and if he has powers, he might as well use them for something other than picking up hot chicks. Now, not only does he have to deal with school, his almost non existent social life and his aggravating younger brother, but he also has to fight super villains and learn to control his new found powers to avoid blowing his cover to the world...and it is a lot harder than he anticipated. Prepare for a roller coaster ride of lame one liners and painfully awkward adolescent behaviour, along with bromances and romances, breakups and make ups, and even some cliché superhero behaviour, villains who hold a grudge, and really dorky super suits. Oh... and angry, rampaging squirrels.

A Guide to Being a Superhero...Therapist? (Guide to Being, Novella Two) by TCKauthor

If you think this is what I ever thought I would be doing, you ought to look at the question mark at the end of this title. No one in their right mind would ~ever~ purposefully become a superhero (yeah, you heard that, Eric and Amrita!) Hey, you don't know me, but you think you do. I'm Kim, Kimberly Nguyen. A Vietnamese Canadian girl, trying to graduate grad school and become a therapist. I am also the famed American superhero...Firebird. Talk about a divide, I know. But here's the thing, I really wish I could have had a guide when starting this superhero-ing business. So, I am writing it. Think of this as a little how-to-book . . . but actually don't, because I am pretty sure no one else is going to find themselves in my situation. Think of this as my autobiography, except not because my autobiography would be even saltier. Whatever this thing is, by the time you finish, you will never look at a Marvel movie the same. You will give up all desires of power hunting. Your superhero dreams will crumble in the dust. And you may find that a snarky Asian-Canadian has infiltrated your consciousness. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Much Ado About Clothing by StupidPuns

Hi, I'm Matt. I'm 5' 11", 170 lbs, brown hair, brown eyes, and sigh...Caucasian. What I'm trying to say is, I'm completely average. A face in a crowd, easily forgettable. The only exciting thing about me is my job. I'm a Tailor. Still sound unimpressive? Add the words "for Super Heroes". Oh yeah. Unfortunately, this story is not about my amazing job, or the incredible people I work with. This story is about how vying for a little appreciation and a cost of living increase had some wildly unexpected consequences.

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Origin (Book 2)

Jay West and his friends are all alone. Stuck in a world without superhumans, they try to adjust to living as regular people. But soon, that task may prove too much to bear as their actions seem to catch up with them. When an incident causes Jay to use his powers in public, he becomes a target of people he didn't know existed. A secret organization is out for blood. He'll need his friends more than ever to conquer this new threat. Or, at least, that's what he thinks. Soon, he realizes he made a mistake when he chose Afterlight. But will his friends see it that way? Or will they become his enemies forever? In the second book to the Power series, he will have to up his game to keep up with reality as he knows it. But is everything really as it seems in the world of Jay West?