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To Reply, Contact Dr. M's home office:
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(Idiots and those prone to knock-knock jokes need not apply.)
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Nobody in their right mind would respond to a help wanted listing so vague. Enter, Robin Banks.
The wacky exploits of a narcoleptic super villain and his reluctant sidekick.
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