Cupid Can Kiss My Ass
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Last published Mon, Aug 25, 2014
Aurora Stone is not your average 17 year old girl. She doesn't believe in love and all its sappy crap that comes along with it. She maybe a bit nerdy but she sure isn't quite and she has no problem standing up for herself. She's also a strong believer in independence and as she says "letting out your inner independent black women who don't need no man". Its always been easy sticking to this motto since there's never been a guy around but what happens when she meets the irresistible and cocky Damon Pierce. Will she have to change her opinions on love or will she tell cupid to shove his arrow straight up his diaper covered ass?
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