Cupid Can Kiss My Ass
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Aurora Stone is not your average 17 year old girl. She doesn't believe in love and all its sappy crap that comes along with it. She maybe a bit nerdy but she sure isn't quite and she has no problem standing up for herself. She's also a strong believer in independence and as she says "letting out your inner independent black women who don't need no man". Its always been easy sticking to this motto since there's never been a guy around but what happens when she meets the irresistible and cocky Damon Pierce. Will she have to change her opinions on love or will she tell cupid to shove his arrow straight up his diaper covered ass?
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"Come on Austin. Please delete the video!" "No way." He smirks, "That'll be too easy." "What do you want from me?" "I need you to be my fake girlfriend." "What! No way in hell." "Fine then I'll just send this to everyone in school." "Okay fine I'll do it," I roll my eyes and he smirks, "but there's rules." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Emma Princeton(18 years old) is a normal teenage girl except she's lost a lot and has a shocking past that only a few people know about. She's not a nerd, although she gets good grades, she has a lot of friends but she's not one of the "populars". Austin King(also 18 just a couple months older), the schools bad boy. The top one in the "populars" group. He's known for dating girls for a day or two then breaking their hearts and tossing them to the side. Never thinking about them again. But what happens when Emma finds herself in a situation where Austin has a certain leverage over her and needs a fake girlfriend that's presentable to his mother and not one of his usual flings? What happens when Emma agrees, will they fall in love? Or will he just use her and break her heart like all the other girls that he's dated? There's a thin line between love and hate.
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