He took out a bag of sour candy, a teddy bear, and balloons, and placed them all on her desk before asking,"Corey Valentine Winters, Will you be my Valentine?"
wait, what? ~~~~ rewind
Corey was born on Valentine's Day
Corey's middle name is Valentine
Corey's fish died on Valentine's Day
Corey doesn't like flowers, or chocolate, or anything Valentine-related
Corey doesn't have a boyfriend
So, to put it short, Corey hates Valentine's Day
Brandon likes Corey
Corey doesn't like Brandon
oh, calamity