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Rumination_Runaway

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Rumination_Runaway

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"Now I know what they all ment when they said never to love an English. 

'Don't fall for them, they only hurt your head, and are always unexpected.' "


Jake has grown up in a sad family. 

His parents love him, he has an adorably sweet younger sister, a dog of snow white coloring, a big house in England, and wonderful friends. 

"Why is it sad?" You ask. 

Because although he lives a life of middle class beauty, he has developed a disorder. Jake has no idea that it exists. He lives on day-to-day-life, thinking he's a perfect boy in a perfect world. Just like any young adventurous child lives. 

But what happens when he has an "episode"?



[Side note: I don't own the cover nor do I own Homestuck]All Rights Reserved

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