Misadventures of Some Adventurers - ThatOneShithead - Wattpad

Story cover for Misadventures of Some Adventurers by ThatOneShithead

Misadventures of Some Adventurers

ThatOneShithead

Reads 17
Votes 1
Parts 3
Time <5 mins

Reads 17
Votes 1
Parts 3
Time <5 mins

ThatOneShithead

comedy fantasy fantasyhumor humor lgbt

Destiny- Lvl 32 Knight. the size of a toddler. not litertally but it seems like it. she's short. Lovable and nice, her favorite thing is kisses. she would kiss anyone. Except a hive of bees?

Josh- Lvl 31 Healer. a good guy. He's really nice and really excitable, with a literal heart of gold. cut him open if you want man, it's fuckin there and it's FUCKIN WILD.

Marley- Lvl 30 Summoner- Who is she. Honestly. A real meme, says "Bees?" A lot and thinks it's hilarious. optimistic even though her favorite thing to say is "When will death claim me."

A trio of adventurers on a quest to get to the wishing star, a place where they can make one wish. one chance to make their dreams come true. Of course, it's never gonna happen because their daily lives consist of; Almost dying, getting eaten by various monsters (mostly Dess), fighting 200 bees, Eating an entire jar of mayo for 20 gold, Falling off of cliffs on purpose, and constantly asking stupid questions ("Bees?" LMAO).All Rights Reserved

comedy fantasy fantasyhumor humor lgbt

Table of contents

3 parts

Sign up to add Misadventures of Some Adventurers to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Wait! I'm not a Demigod, I'm a Gamer! by philee

A young girl named Sakura lived as a normal high school student with her siblings until one day she was taken away from them. Saving a life ended up making her worthy. Worthy of what you may ask. Well, turning her into her avatar from her favorite video game in another world of course. This is all good except her avatar is named Yuuya, a male fox beastman, with high magic abilities and unique tools. Not only that, the world she's been transported to is filled with not just humans, but also nonhumans such as elves, demons, fairies, and other beastmen that don't get along with each other and are afraid of a special species known as dragons, a type of demigod. How is the newly born hero suppose to bring the world back together and defeat the dragons? By becoming another type of demigod herself: a kitsune, the symbol of peace that has sworn to protect the residents of this world from chaos and destruction. Luckily, everyone believes in the prophecy told by the last kitsune and Yuuya fits the bill perfectly. Now, if only she could believe in the prophecy as well.

Fallen in the rain. LUMITY au by nahreallykendall123

This is kinda like a beastStar au but if you're a predator or a strong animal you get more recognition than the weaker ones. This has kingdoms so all the coven equals one kingdom and in the story there is a new one as a main rebellion group, or a corp of justice called the titan heart kingdom who job is to make sure everything in check. So now they're currently against the emperor. illusion plants and Beast kingdoms are secretly allies with them. Also the age of an adult is 16, but the time you can drink and vote is 18 so technically having sex at sixteen is not teen pregnancy and in fact is quite normal. Depending on where you come from depends how many people just don't support it. Luz noceda is a swift fighter, good in far and close combat due to speed and accuracy though she is considered weak due to being in the deer familia. Although she is a gazelle . She believes in her kingdom ( titan heart) yet she wanted to make sure in her conquest to stop the emperor she fighting was for is the right thing. She was venturing completely lost when she saw a gorgeous leopard who might've just stolen her heart, no matter how cold the feline seems. Amity blight a well known royal in the abomination and emperor kingdom lost meaning in life and practically became a working machine. She was skilled with magic and close combat best. Being mediocre in long range. Though her strength is unmatched she faces a large problem as she fallen into a cliché of falling in love in the rain. Worst of all a deer. BTW MAKE WARN OF 🚨⚠️ THERE IS SUICIDE, SEX,DEATH,MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES( like sever depression maybe suicidal thoughts) AND A LOT OF TEA SO BE WARN NOW 🚨⚠️

Have Faith: Life and Times of a Glorious Asshole by iamtotallydeadpool

Screw the cliche stories about heroes and villains. Here's a story narrated by someone else. A smartass. The Anti-Hero. Rude, selfish, and arrogant, Ace Johanna Araya isn't your typical hero. Optimistic, wisecracking, and friendly, she isn't your typical villain, either. After loosing herself in a life of crime; Ace makes the mistake of breaking into the wrong house and ends up under the same roof as a bunch of virtuous Do-Gooders who hunt the supernatural. Of course, she thinks she's just using them for a free place to stay. Little does she know, they're about to get her involved in a lot more than she bargained for. Of course, every story needs its villains, so, two seductively sassy vampires and a sadistic, ageless entity of evil who promises to end life as we know it (no surprise there) come into the mix. Ace will find herself struggling to determine where exactly the line between Good and Evil lies, all the while spewing random innuendos, cracking terrible jokes, and making pop culture references. This is going to be a mess. Inspired by things such as: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Supernatural, John Dies at the End, Constantine, Odd Thomas, Mean Girls, From Dusk Till Dawn, and Deadpool WARNING: The Narrator in this book (Ace) is an egotistical, insensitive, and selfish person. Even the more serious parts will have some comedic input from her and she can tend to be a bit abrasive or offensive. This is, after all, an anti-hero's point of view. This book contains characters of different ethnic backgrounds, races, and sexual orientations. A few will have mental and/or social disorders. So, keep an open mind.

Cry by doublealove

Destiny, a girl with no stability, is trying to live life one day at a time. With a bipolar mother, a try-hard-but-fail father, unique cousins, a manipulative stepdad (if that's even what you would call him), and two friends who hate each other, how is she going to survive?

It Fit || KTH ff ||✔ by Joonie_writes

𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 ψ(._.)> __________________ He is an introvert. She has different moods for different places. He is monotonous. She is sassy. He is her best friend. She is his heart. ============================== "Yah! Taehyung!... let's go na~" "Yah? I'm older than you, dumbo." Y/N rolled her eyes and hopped on Taehyung's back. His breath hitched as she wrapped her hands around his neck and put her chin on his shoulder but her next words made a PANG! sound inside his heart. "You won't listen to your bestfriend?" A bestfriend. That's all he was for her. =============================== #1 in funnyromance - 30/04/22 #1 in sarang - 12/01/22 #1 in taesmut - 03/02/22 #3 in ffbts - 19/01/22 #3 in romanticcomedy - 13/04/22 #6 in mylove - 10/02/22 Previously known as 'My CEO Bestfriend' A PART OF 'Kdrama' - (BTS short story book); on my profile 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 s̸m̸u̸t̸s̸ 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝🔥 Status- COMPLETE •UNEDITED BOOK• This story contains 18+ mature content and pornography, read it at your own risk.

Awks. ✓ by awalkingwaffle

*** "*Sobs* I'm so happy to have a character that's exactly like me." - @TakenUsernameSoz. "This story is so normal that it's unique; a breath of fresh air! Gives us normal girls hope, hi hi!" - @LocalSlayer "This book is seriously my inspiration to not be afraid to show who I am." - @Who_Says_Duh "THAT IS SO ME!!!!! IS THIS SOME TYPE OF VOODOO, MAGICAL BOOK OR SOME SHIT?!?!" - @ThePanther10101. *** Let's face it, none of those cliché situations from movies between a guy and a girl ever happen in real life. I'm not going to end up accidentally bumping into my future husband in a café, spilling a latte over him. I'm not going to go up to some random stranger and ask him for directions and he'll become mesmerised by the colour of my eyes and fall in love with me. The window of my bedroom doesn't happen to be situated opposite to that of a 'bad boy neighbour'. I was daydreaming, again. Something I do on a daily basis. Nothing different, right? Well, let's just say I didn't snap out of my little 'trance' until I saw a guy waving frantically at me, smiling. Oh shit, he's hot. He probably thinks I was checking him out. Great, now he's coming over. Kill me. *** • Highest rankings: #1 in Modeling - #1 in Awkward - #3 in Humor.

Tales Under Moonlight by kittynightmaredream

In this fantasy, demons and angels have gotten into a war on earth, causing the human race to be in danger. New creatures have been coming to the top to help start the world over. Our protagonists is a werewolf, who has to learn how to take care of his daughter on his own, and find ways to survive his new life. Through it he has to watch over his new mistress, fight battles, and learn who the person is that killed his pack. He'll face some hard journeys, and might find new love, but only time will be able to tell if his past wounds can heal. Now, I'd like to give recognition to my friends who have helped participate in creating some of these characters in this book. I will tell you guys now that I honestly have pretty much everything else down besides the ending so yeah. Also I will try to update every Friday, but I'm not for sure if I'll be able to. Writing can be difficult. If I am late I'll just add a short story about a character.

Not My King (BxB) by DarkSparx

Drug dealing unicorns, gnome hookers, and a hot guy named 'Turnip'. These are just a few of the strange things that Rem encounters after getting kidnapped by a talking marble. -------------------------------------------- Rem is, for the most part, motivationally challenged. Then one day, he's whisked off to a high-fantasy world with the sole purpose of delivering a powerful artifact to the king. The problem? He absolutely HATES fantasy settings. So when he learns the king is in hiding, he's not too happy that his little isekai adventure has been extended. Things only get more interesting when he learns he's been cursed too. -------------------------------------------- King Zephyre has been forced into hiding after his father is murdered. Crime starts running rampant in the kingdom, and he grows desperate to help his people. Luckily there's a vigilante causing a stir, so he decides to tag along in secret. This is a high-fantasy, slow burn, drama-comedy with an MC who uses dark humor a lot. Read with caution. #1 in DND on 2/7/2025

Bad Influence | Jungkook by KooKie_Doll

"W-What are you doing, Y/N?" Jungkook stammered. His gaze drifted to her plump lips. "Oh, so you do know my name," she remarked as she positioned his arms around her midsection, drawing closer until he could feel his own racing heartbeat. "You know, I hate that you're taken. I genuinely wish you were single, all for me," she murmured, scowling at him. "But no problem, I know exactly how to snatch away something that catches my eye." -- What happens when Jungkook comforts a girl in tears one night, only to find out she's one of the richest students at his new school? His disdain for the wealthy grows, especially for Seung Y/N, who seems intent on pulling him into her world of bad influences. Started: March 20, 2022 Ended: June 17, 2022 18+. Contains mature themes such as sexual content and very sensitive topics that may trigger some people. Please do not read if that makes you feel uncomfortable. This is a fan-fiction, purpose that all incidents and occasions in this are all imaginary and all are of my imagination. Any resemblance to substantial life events and species, living or dead, are all purely coincidence.

The Unwilling Protagonist by JamesTToad

Everyone knows about the isekai scenario: someone living a normal life in their world dies or gets magically transported to a whole new world, usually one full of fantasy, magic, otherworldly beings that exist in myth, and of course, a life full of adventure, excitement, and friends. Alongside this, the newly-reincarnated or summoned individual must embark on a quest to save the world or gain fortune and glory in the land as "the Hero of the Realm", or some shit like that. This story is no different from all of that; Y/N goes through their daily life until one day, he awakens in this new world and is told that he is the hero who will save the world. This new life for Y/N would be cool and all, if not for one major problem: he hates it. Let's see how this goes, hmm?

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Wait! I'm not a Demigod, I'm a Gamer! cover

Fallen in the rain. LUMITY au cover

Have Faith: Life and Times of a Glorious Asshole cover

It Fit || KTH ff ||✔ cover

Tales Under Moonlight cover

Not My King (BxB) cover

Bad Influence | Jungkook cover

The Unwilling Protagonist cover

Wait! I'm not a Demigod, I'm a Gamer!

A young girl named Sakura lived as a normal high school student with her siblings until one day she was taken away from them. Saving a life ended up making her worthy. Worthy of what you may ask. Well, turning her into her avatar from her favorite video game in another world of course. This is all good except her avatar is named Yuuya, a male fox beastman, with high magic abilities and unique tools. Not only that, the world she's been transported to is filled with not just humans, but also nonhumans such as elves, demons, fairies, and other beastmen that don't get along with each other and are afraid of a special species known as dragons, a type of demigod. How is the newly born hero suppose to bring the world back together and defeat the dragons? By becoming another type of demigod herself: a kitsune, the symbol of peace that has sworn to protect the residents of this world from chaos and destruction. Luckily, everyone believes in the prophecy told by the last kitsune and Yuuya fits the bill perfectly. Now, if only she could believe in the prophecy as well.