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Misadventures of Some Adventurers

ThatOneShithead

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बार पढ़ा गया 17
वोट 1
भाग 3
समय <5 mins

ThatOneShithead

comedy fantasy fantasyhumor humor lgbt

Destiny- Lvl 32 Knight. the size of a toddler. not litertally but it seems like it. she's short. Lovable and nice, her favorite thing is kisses. she would kiss anyone. Except a hive of bees?

Josh- Lvl 31 Healer. a good guy. He's really nice and really excitable, with a literal heart of gold. cut him open if you want man, it's fuckin there and it's FUCKIN WILD.

Marley- Lvl 30 Summoner- Who is she. Honestly. A real meme, says "Bees?" A lot and thinks it's hilarious. optimistic even though her favorite thing to say is "When will death claim me."

A trio of adventurers on a quest to get to the wishing star, a place where they can make one wish. one chance to make their dreams come true. Of course, it's never gonna happen because their daily lives consist of; Almost dying, getting eaten by various monsters (mostly Dess), fighting 200 bees, Eating an entire jar of mayo for 20 gold, Falling off of cliffs on purpose, and constantly asking stupid questions ("Bees?" LMAO).सभी अधिकार सुरक्षित

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It Fit || KTH ff ||✔ द्वारा Joonie_writes

𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 ψ(._.)> __________________ He is an introvert. She has different moods for different places. He is monotonous. She is sassy. He is her best friend. She is his heart. ============================== "Yah! Taehyung!... let's go na~" "Yah? I'm older than you, dumbo." Y/N rolled her eyes and hopped on Taehyung's back. His breath hitched as she wrapped her hands around his neck and put her chin on his shoulder but her next words made a PANG! sound inside his heart. "You won't listen to your bestfriend?" A bestfriend. That's all he was for her. =============================== #1 in funnyromance - 30/04/22 #1 in sarang - 12/01/22 #1 in taesmut - 03/02/22 #3 in ffbts - 19/01/22 #3 in romanticcomedy - 13/04/22 #6 in mylove - 10/02/22 Previously known as 'My CEO Bestfriend' A PART OF 'Kdrama' - (BTS short story book); on my profile 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 s̸m̸u̸t̸s̸ 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝🔥 Status- COMPLETE •UNEDITED BOOK• This story contains 18+ mature content and pornography, read it at your own risk.

Love Talk || Wonwoo द्वारा icy-yy

"I don't understand you so many times..." A gameplay request from an unknown player? Accepted. It was started. Online game to online texts to voice calls to smiling at each other in person. It was first helping out for bosses in the game then helping him to laugh more openly in real life. She landed in his life like a dandelion landing in your sight out of nowhere. All outgoing and no care of the world. It was difficult. The language barrier was difficult. She knew the language but was still struggling. He corrected her but laughed before doing that because of the hilarious sentences she said that she didn't mean to. "...but I still love you." ══════════════════ -Comedy -Romance -Friends to lovers -A texting fic at the start, will return to normal -English isn't my first language so there might be some grammar errors. Started: 30 April 2024 Finished: 30 May 2024

Awks. ✓ द्वारा awalkingwaffle

*** "*Sobs* I'm so happy to have a character that's exactly like me." - @TakenUsernameSoz. "This story is so normal that it's unique; a breath of fresh air! Gives us normal girls hope, hi hi!" - @LocalSlayer "This book is seriously my inspiration to not be afraid to show who I am." - @Who_Says_Duh "THAT IS SO ME!!!!! IS THIS SOME TYPE OF VOODOO, MAGICAL BOOK OR SOME SHIT?!?!" - @ThePanther10101. *** Let's face it, none of those cliché situations from movies between a guy and a girl ever happen in real life. I'm not going to end up accidentally bumping into my future husband in a café, spilling a latte over him. I'm not going to go up to some random stranger and ask him for directions and he'll become mesmerised by the colour of my eyes and fall in love with me. The window of my bedroom doesn't happen to be situated opposite to that of a 'bad boy neighbour'. I was daydreaming, again. Something I do on a daily basis. Nothing different, right? Well, let's just say I didn't snap out of my little 'trance' until I saw a guy waving frantically at me, smiling. Oh shit, he's hot. He probably thinks I was checking him out. Great, now he's coming over. Kill me. *** • Highest rankings: #1 in Modeling - #1 in Awkward - #3 in Humor.

VAGABOND BLADES द्वारा slayershigaraki

Oh, another post-apocalyptic story? How original, right? Pft! Look at ya... sittin' there with your smug, arm-chair critic opinions; puffin' out your chest like you're the final boss of good taste. "It's all been done before." Oh, no shit, Nostradamus. So has fuckin' breathing, but here you are, still doing that. The delusion is palpable, my guy. You think your limp-dick cynicism makes you clever? You think you've got the range to shit on this demon slaughtering, blood slick, chaos drenched fever dream? Fuck you. You don't know shit. You definitely don't know Sky King and Ezra Black. If you did? You'd be swan-diving into this bangarang mayhem. But hey, no pressure. Nobody's stapling your eyelids open. You wanna ghost out? Bye! This isn't a fucking sleepover. This is volitional havoc, baby. We're not here to beg you. Ezra and Sky? They're two majestic slaughterhouses who have been Crane kickin' existential horror in the dick since they were seven & eight. You ever see an eight-year-old tear a demon's jaw off with his bare fuckin' hands? You should. These two were goin' full Mortal Kombat on demons. Bare-knuckle survival in a nonstop horror gangbang of blood, viscera, fangs, claws, and absolutely zero goddamn hugs. No bedtime stories, no parents, just rage boners and annihilation. Cut to the now. The boys are knocking on thirty and they're incorporeal. In a world they shouldn't have survived, they Detroit Smashed that shit into the goddamn pavement. Yeah, they shook it down in the most disrespectful way possible. Savage intellect, weaponized charm, and pure, unapologetic carnage. The last remaining relics of a time when people had balls. Sure, maybe their moral compass is more of a "suggestion" than a "guiding principle." Who gives a fuck? If you were expecting some virtuous, noble bullshit, I don't know what to tell you. Wrong story, pal. *Cue the goddamn soundtrack* (Now let's rip that fourth wall down and go ride this motherfucker into the sunset!)

The Boyfriend Games {Complete | Book One} द्वारा BlueDanceLover

"You signed me up for what?" I shrieked at her. My best friend, who had volunteered me to test a new game that she wanted to make videos out of. A game that took ten girls and ten guys and forced them to become a couple. But the guys had to go around and choose who they wanted to try and date, to court and try to swoon. A twisted form of the bachelor or the bachelorette. A way of trying to force love. And she had written my name down without my permission. "It's called The Boyfriend Games," she giggled. "We're gonna find you some love." •~• I gasped looking up at the sincerity in his eyes. "I mean it. The other girls not only dolled their looks up, but they all put on a phony façade. The personality and laughter I see from them is all fake. But you... you only show what's real, no matter how different your appearance is. You're still the same Thera that you were before this started." Chewing on my lip I looked up at him and took a deep breath before my reply. "I really have to pee." •~• Started: Jan. 2015 Finished: July 2015

Fallen in the rain. LUMITY au द्वारा nahreallykendall123

This is kinda like a beastStar au but if you're a predator or a strong animal you get more recognition than the weaker ones. This has kingdoms so all the coven equals one kingdom and in the story there is a new one as a main rebellion group, or a corp of justice called the titan heart kingdom who job is to make sure everything in check. So now they're currently against the emperor. illusion plants and Beast kingdoms are secretly allies with them. Also the age of an adult is 16, but the time you can drink and vote is 18 so technically having sex at sixteen is not teen pregnancy and in fact is quite normal. Depending on where you come from depends how many people just don't support it. Luz noceda is a swift fighter, good in far and close combat due to speed and accuracy though she is considered weak due to being in the deer familia. Although she is a gazelle . She believes in her kingdom ( titan heart) yet she wanted to make sure in her conquest to stop the emperor she fighting was for is the right thing. She was venturing completely lost when she saw a gorgeous leopard who might've just stolen her heart, no matter how cold the feline seems. Amity blight a well known royal in the abomination and emperor kingdom lost meaning in life and practically became a working machine. She was skilled with magic and close combat best. Being mediocre in long range. Though her strength is unmatched she faces a large problem as she fallen into a cliché of falling in love in the rain. Worst of all a deer. BTW MAKE WARN OF 🚨⚠️ THERE IS SUICIDE, SEX,DEATH,MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES( like sever depression maybe suicidal thoughts) AND A LOT OF TEA SO BE WARN NOW 🚨⚠️

Caught In His Orbit||Tk(✓) द्वारा cutegir2002

Previous title: Falling for him?? Story by cutegir2002 ** A story about The CEO of Jeon Passion ent. Jeon Jungkook and his secretary Kim Taehyung. Two exactly opposite people, with two different mind sets, having just a similar thing in them that's hatred towards love. For them love is pain, and they had promised themselves to never fall for anyone. But one day jungkook's family who wants him to marry, will come to his office without telling him and force him to marry someone. And to get out from that marriage he declares his secretary Taehyung as his boyfriend. What will be his family's reaction?? How will Taehyung react to this sudden announcement?? And how this fake relationship will lead them to fall for other??... A common forces relationship story with cute subh's touch. Read this story and be a part of this common yet unique story. **** "Meet my boyfriend Kim Taehyung." Jungkook spoke and everyone's jaw dropped including Taehyung. "What the hell are you spouting? Leave me." Taehyung whispered to Jungkook who gave him a fake smile. **** "Hello mister, get up I am not doing everything alone" Taehyung spoke dragging Jungkook who had a whipped smile on his face with just one thought. 'am I FALLING FOR HIM??' Contains. Top Jungkook. Bottom Taehyung. Whipped Jungkook. Sassy, power bottom Taehyung. Fluff, fluff and lots of fluff. Less angst. Romance, humor, drama, smuts. Mpreg with fem boy concept. Maybe Indian marriage. Male lactation. ⚠️⚠️ Mention of abuse, self harm, sexual assault. Side ships. Yoonmin Namjin Lisa× hobi Enuwoo× Seo-jun. Started: 28 March, 2023. Ended: 5 June, 2023 THIS STORY IS BASED ON MY IMAGINATION THERE IS NO CONNECTION BETWEEN THE REAL LIFE PEOPLE WITH ANY OF THIS CHARACTERS. IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ANY OF THE THING MENTION ABOVE KINDLY LEAVE.

Gold Fever (M×M) ✔ द्वारा sweetcaressesofmay

"We caused the end of the world. Turns out it's easier than you might think it is. All you need is a group of eco anarchists and an ounce of magic, and the world goes down in a poof." After another manic episode, Phoenix gets written off his parents' will, and he's trying to find a reason to keep living. Causing the end of the world and being the only one who can save the world wasn't exactly what he had in mind. Phoenix wasn't meant to have magical abilities, and he most definitely shouldn't have been able to make all the money in the world disappear just by thinking about it. To make matters worse, it came with a minor side effect: a disease called Gold fever. In other words, people started to turn into gold. Over the course of a single day, Phoenix becomes the most hated person in the world. As the economy collapses around them, only three of his friends are willing to stay by his side. Their job is to keep Phoenix alive while he tries to make money reappear and find a cure to Gold fever. Which turns out to be more challenging than they thought, as they find out someone is tailing Phoenix with the intention to kill.

Bad Influence | Jungkook द्वारा KooKie_Doll

"W-What are you doing, Y/N?" Jungkook stammered. His gaze drifted to her plump lips. "Oh, so you do know my name," she remarked as she positioned his arms around her midsection, drawing closer until he could feel his own racing heartbeat. "You know, I hate that you're taken. I genuinely wish you were single, all for me," she murmured, scowling at him. "But no problem, I know exactly how to snatch away something that catches my eye." -- What happens when Jungkook comforts a girl in tears one night, only to find out she's one of the richest students at his new school? His disdain for the wealthy grows, especially for Seung Y/N, who seems intent on pulling him into her world of bad influences. Started: March 20, 2022 Ended: June 17, 2022 18+. Contains mature themes such as sexual content and very sensitive topics that may trigger some people. Please do not read if that makes you feel uncomfortable. This is a fan-fiction, purpose that all incidents and occasions in this are all imaginary and all are of my imagination. Any resemblance to substantial life events and species, living or dead, are all purely coincidence.

The In Between द्वारा 2hottie2

*WARNING* Mention of suicide Blood/violence Homophobic slur Death. Lots of death. Murder and betrayal ~ "James?" I asked. He dropped his scythe. "No. Nononono. This is a mistake. You're a mistake." "James what the hell? You were dead! What's going on!?" "I am dead, idiot. You're dead too--" "Oh my god, my mom's going to kill me," "Looks like someone already beat her to it," he said. I gaped. "I'm your-- dammit-- your guide." ~ James Abbatiello, a 17 year old committed suicide. It might've been Ricky's fault. At least, a little bit. Then something else unfortunate happened. Ricky also died, getting into a fight with the people who practically killed James. Now, James has to lead Ricky through the In Between to get to The dead world, AKA Tamir, but there are many obstacles they need to face, including birds trying to eat them, wolves and bees, and fighting their own shadows on top of a train. ~ Also I'm writing this with a friend, so it's not just my work. Also she drew the original cover and the updated version (LOOK AT IT ITS SO GOOD 😭😭😭) and yeah so thank you Lucy uwu ♥️🙏

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It Fit || KTH ff ||✔ cover

Love Talk || Wonwoo cover

VAGABOND BLADES cover

The Boyfriend Games {Complete | Book One} cover

Fallen in the rain. LUMITY au cover

Caught In His Orbit||Tk(✓) cover

Gold Fever (M�×M) ✔ cover

Bad Influence | Jungkook cover

The In Between cover

It Fit || KTH ff ||✔

𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 ψ(._.)> __________________ He is an introvert. She has different moods for different places. He is monotonous. She is sassy. He is her best friend. She is his heart. ============================== "Yah! Taehyung!... let's go na~" "Yah? I'm older than you, dumbo." Y/N rolled her eyes and hopped on Taehyung's back. His breath hitched as she wrapped her hands around his neck and put her chin on his shoulder but her next words made a PANG! sound inside his heart. "You won't listen to your bestfriend?" A bestfriend. That's all he was for her. =============================== #1 in funnyromance - 30/04/22 #1 in sarang - 12/01/22 #1 in taesmut - 03/02/22 #3 in ffbts - 19/01/22 #3 in romanticcomedy - 13/04/22 #6 in mylove - 10/02/22 Previously known as 'My CEO Bestfriend' A PART OF 'Kdrama' - (BTS short story book); on my profile 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 s̸m̸u̸t̸s̸ 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝🔥 Status- COMPLETE •UNEDITED BOOK• This story contains 18+ mature content and pornography, read it at your own risk.

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