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Funny Jokes English and tagalog

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I Know, Rozel (DIM Series #1) by overthinkingpen

DIM Series #1: Iñigo Valenzona (This is an epistolary) Rozel Roxas had tons of crushes when she was still in Grade 11 and she has always been vocal with them about her feelings. Fun and jolly, everyone in her class loved her. Pero nang tumuntong s'ya ng Grade 12, nahiwalay s'ya sa klase n'ya noon at napunta sa unang section. She always knew that her heart easily wavers for beautiful men and it was what happened when she met Iñigo Valenzona, a student from Arts and Design 12-A. But under the beauty he holds are flaws Rozel wasn't aware of. As Rozel quickly falls in love with Iñigo, she slowly discovers his ugly sides which have later on torn her heart apart. Will Rozel still love Iñigo despite all of these realizations or will she still find the beauty Iñigo Valenzona holds?

WHEN A BEKI FALLS IN-LOVE (Published Under PSICOM) by xianrandal

Nananahimik siyang nagtatrabaho sa Canada as an architect when he received a letter from the Philippines, a copy of his Lola's Last Will and Testament. Ubod naman kasi ito ng yaman at ang Mama niya ang nag-iisang anak, so obviously, sa Mama niya lahat mapupunta ang kayamanan, ang problema, may isang weird na kondisyon ang Lola niya. HE should get married! Tama bang pati siya ay madamay sa trip nito bago mamatay? Eh siya lang naman ang paborito nitong apo. Makukuha lamang raw ng Mama niya ang lahat ng mamanahin nito kung mag-aasawa siya. Wala namang problema sana di ba? Kaso, kailangan niyang mag-asawa within a month! kailangan niyang mag-asawa ng BABAE, isang mujer! At may isa pang napakalaking problema, kailangan nilang magkaanak within a year. Nakalimutan kong sabihing si Elvin, hindi babae ang gusto. Isa siyang lalaki na gusto ang kapwa lalaki. Ang gulo ba? PEro paano kung ang isang Beki ay main-love ng tuluyan sa isang babae? Paano kaya ang sitwasyon When a Beki Falls In-love! Posted: April 27, 2014 End:

Kiss Back And You're Mine (PUBLISHED under PSICOM) by MissWordsworth21

JAGUARS' SERIES 1: Shieldler John Wright Highest Rank: #1 in School #2 in Humor Si Hannah makulit, laging naka-smile, may pagka-engot sa mga simpleng bagay tulad ng pag sakay sa jeep, wala sa bokabularyo niya ang salitang mapag-mataas. Nagmula sa mayamang angkan, pinapangarap niya ang simpleng buhay bilang simpleng estudyante at bilang isang ordinaryong tao. Lahat ng salita na may simple at ordinaryo sa mundo gusto niyang maranasan. Si Shield man of few words, seryoso sa buhay, wag mo siyang bibiruin kung ayaw mong umuwi ng may bangas sa mukha, matalino, a perfect decision maker pero may isang bagay siyang ayaw bigyan ng malaking desisyon, yun ay ang pagtanggap sa lolo niya. Simple lang ang buhay niya kaya kung sino man ang may gustong gumulo, wag na lang dahil di mo gugustuhin kapag nagalit siya. Pero bakit nung nagtagpo ang landas nilang dalawa---si boy nagiging maingay at si girl nagiging tahimik at seryoso? At sa unang pagkikita nila ay hinalikan ni boy si girl at sinabing "KISS BACK AND YOU'RE MINE" Will she KISS BACK? or Will she push him back? WARNING: Ang kwentong ito ay punong puno ng kalokohan, umaatikabong barilan at nakakakilig na usapan. Kaya read at your own risk. PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME, so please make your own. And I will make mine.. Originally written by: Miss_Yna All Rights Received 2014

Send A Pic by VentreCanard

An epistolary story of a hot daddy vampire and a corporate slave girly with a dream to be a trophy wife.

JB1: The Cold Hearted Father [BXB] [√] by biisool

Juariz Bachelors #1 [BXB] [MPREG] STATUS: COMPLETED Si Austine Villaluz ay isang fresh graduate sa kursong general education. He loves kids and would certainly do everything to have one as his own ngunit ang problema eh hindi niya kayang kumain ng tahong. Sa puso niya isa siyang reyna ng mga unicorn at mamatay sa ngalan ng bahaghari. Sa di inaasahang pangyayari siya ay naging instant mommy sa isang kyut na chikiting na nasagip niya mula sa mga goons na humahabol dito. Makakaya kaya niyang maging motherhood sa isang bulilit? Paano kong isang araw kumatok sa pinto niya ang ubod ng gwapong lawyer at magpakilala bilang tatay ng bata? Makakaya kaya nilang malayo sa isa't-isa? Book cover made by: @IThinkJaimenlove/ Jaime Kawit

Good night, Enemy (Published under PSICOM) by Serialsleeper

(FHS#1) Braylee wants to make her friends happy, Denver wants to get some sleep. She's hell-bent on making the world a better place while he's desperate for some rest. When their paths crossed on a midnight bus ride, he finally found the remedy in her. But, it just so happens that he's the captain of their rival basketball team, and the enemy of her friends! Highest Rank: #1 in Humor (This is the unedited version. A cesspool of errors ahead lol)

The Badass Babysitter Vol.1 ✓ by Nayakhicoshi

[THE BADASS BABYSITTER] Para sa isang Presidente ng bansa, malaki ang expectation nito sa mga anak niya. You should be the best for him to be proud of you. Pero iba ang expectation ng Ama ni South sa kanyang anak. Para sakanya, wala siyang aasahan sa anak. Well, ano ba naman kasi ang aasahan mo sa isang basagulera at laging laman ng balita sa diyaryo? Southern Miracle Benedicto is your typical badass girl. Basagulera. Makapal ang mukha. Matapang-at walang pera. Her father cut all of her cards making her the "poorest-richest" woman in the world. Para sakanyang ama, wala siyang kwenta. Sinisira lamang nito ang pangalan sa lipunan kaya bago pa masira nang tuluyan ni South ang image ng Pangulo, he decided to send his daughter to a place where she no longer put his name on a shame again. Malakas ang loob ni South na tanggapin ang parusa pero akala niya ganoon kadali na ipatapon sa lugar na hindi niya inaakala. She expected something luxurious, a freedom-sabi nga sa kasabihan, expect the unexpected. Crane Brothers. Mga magkakapatid na kinulang sa turnilyo ang utak. Kinulang sa buwan nang sila'y ipinanganak. Paano kung ang role pala niya ay ang i-babysit ang mga ito? Makakaya ba niya? Pero ang malaking tanong.. Matatagalan ba niya ang mga tokmol na magkakapatid? O, Maging kriminal na siya sa sobrang bwisit sakanila?

23:11 by pilosopotasya

A writer. A weird stranger. A lot of little conversations. An online understanding. Every night. 23:11.

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2) by Yanalovesyouu

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. With the might of Yaji and Roswells combined, things should have become smooth sailing for Baby Ae and her Dong--or at least, that's what everyone thought. But with lies, secrets and betrayals constantly plaguing the two, no one knows who to trust. This time, the silly and ditzy Aemie must step up to protect everyone and everything she cherishes--including the man she loves. Will they win and overcome this battle again? Or is it the perfect time for them to accept that Mafia stories have no happy endings? DISCLAIMER: This story is in Taglish COVER DESIGNER: Rayne Mariano

Island Trap (Book 1 of Trap Trilogy) by VentreCanard

What Sidra Everleigh wants, Sidra Everleigh gets-or at least that was the rule before she found herself trapped and alone with a shy Japanese guy in an isolated island with nothing but a dusty tent, some tuna cans, and their huge language barrier. *** After a cruise ship incident, the gorgeous yet infamous actress Sidra Everleigh Rosilla finds herself alive but trapped in an island with a shy Japanese guy as her only companion. To ease her loneliness, she humors herself with flirty antics and humorous dramatic lines that seem too much for the poor inexperienced guy. But what happens when her mission to purely flirt and have fun gets a little bit deeper with him-and it's not just her imagination? Will she be able to break their language barrier or will she get kureiji before their rescue comes? DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish (with a little bit of Nihonggo) COVER DESIGN: Rayne Mariano

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I Know, Rozel (DIM Series #1) cover

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Kiss Back And You're Mine (PUBLISHED under PSICOM) cover

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JB1: The Cold Hearted Father [BXB] [√] cover

Good night, Enemy (Published under PSICOM) cover

The Badass Babysitter Vol.1 ✓ cover

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2) cover

Island Trap (Book 1 of Trap Trilogy) cover

I Know, Rozel (DIM Series #1)

DIM Series #1: Iñigo Valenzona (This is an epistolary) Rozel Roxas had tons of crushes when she was still in Grade 11 and she has always been vocal with them about her feelings. Fun and jolly, everyone in her class loved her. Pero nang tumuntong s'ya ng Grade 12, nahiwalay s'ya sa klase n'ya noon at napunta sa unang section. She always knew that her heart easily wavers for beautiful men and it was what happened when she met Iñigo Valenzona, a student from Arts and Design 12-A. But under the beauty he holds are flaws Rozel wasn't aware of. As Rozel quickly falls in love with Iñigo, she slowly discovers his ugly sides which have later on torn her heart apart. Will Rozel still love Iñigo despite all of these realizations or will she still find the beauty Iñigo Valenzona holds?