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jokes i make that no one laughs to

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funny humor jokes love-me-please pickuplines puns random wordplay

Me: Let me tell you a joke.
Them: You?
*cue laughter*
Me: No...did you hear about the cookie empire?
Me: it CRUMBLED!
*everyone walks away*Alle Rechte vorbehalten

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