jokes i make that no one laughs to
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Last published Thu, Apr 11, 2019
Me: Let me tell you a joke.
Them: You?
*cue laughter*
Me: No...did you hear about the cookie empire?
Me: it CRUMBLED!
*everyone walks away*
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