The Ranting Book
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Hey, so I thought I would publish a book about rants of things that happen in my day to day life because a lot of shit happens that pisses me off. I mainly rant about video games, movies, movie trailers, TV shows, TV show trailers, the kind of people I have to deal with everyday, and other shit that makes no sense to me. The chapters may give you a laugh or two or make you really pissed off so it's not my fault if your good day is ruined because of one of my chapters because remember I warned you that it may make you laugh or just down right ruin your day.
Warnings:
May include:
Strong language
References to drug and alcohol use
Rants about douchebag people
Rants about favorite franchises
Reference to violence
And all sorts of random nonsense that may or may not make sense
So once again I have set warnings so read at your own risk.
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