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The Dismal Delusions of the Drinking Death Eater

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Time 1h 26m

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Don't mess with us, we will Avada your sorry butts! If you don't know, who the F cares. We do.
This is my random ramblings to keep my sanity in a world that seems to be without.
Warning: LANGUAGE!

This is dedicated to my lovely ladies of the Inner Circle of Female Death Eaters:
💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚
@southernmuggle The Dark Lord of Smut
@TheOneTrueQueen 2nd in command, the director of smuttiness
@J_writes_ the snack supplier
@Call_Me_Malfoy the insane one
@MsDerpFace the wallflower 
@InsufferableKnowItAl the man-eater
@Aaru37 the joker
@Queens_A_Sociopath the torturer
@SnapesBonkBasket8689 Snape's hoe
@Midnightfelloww the one with feelings
@Slytherin_Potterhead the imaginative one
@Snapelover_E the spastic laugher
@PrincessSlytherin_xo the one that's always eatingAll Rights Reserved

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Malfoys Pleasure by Lace710

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Remember Us by europeanmenaredaddys

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HP INSTAGRAM (ignore the caps lock) by Bai_Bitshezzzz

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Lost cause - A Mattheo Riddle fanfiction by lolhvjd

I WILL MAYBE EDIT IT WHEN I GOT MY OTHER BOOKS OUT!!! A girl was locked up her whole life. She didn't get to live the live she wanted. She had to go to a normal school while her dad was at Hogwarts. When she finally convinced him to let her go, she will find love but there will also be someone she never wanted to see again. Let's hope that the love is strong enough. Want to find out if they do, read the story and you will find out. A fanficton about love , heartbreak and more .. i dont know what i was thinking when i wrote this. dont read it. please it it so bad. she is most of the time away from mattheo.b she gets stockholm syndrome. DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO SPECIAL CONTEXT. i do not own Mattheo he was invented by @yasmineamero ! I only own Hayley Lupin ! Zayden lestrange ! and Yelena Snape ! (WARINING) !!!! there may be abuse scenes in this story , sex and drugs is mentioned and can be experienced as shocking I do not go a warning with the pieces it is in so if you can not stand this then do not read the story !!!!!!!!!!!!!! this story is made by Noëlle there may be SLOW updates hope yall like this story and dont forget to vote <3

George Weasley x Reader ~ Jaffa Cake by fawnauroraa

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