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The Dismal Delusions of the Drinking Death Eater

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Parts 97
Time 1h 26m

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Don't mess with us, we will Avada your sorry butts! If you don't know, who the F cares. We do.
This is my random ramblings to keep my sanity in a world that seems to be without.
Warning: LANGUAGE!

This is dedicated to my lovely ladies of the Inner Circle of Female Death Eaters:
💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚
@southernmuggle The Dark Lord of Smut
@TheOneTrueQueen 2nd in command, the director of smuttiness
@J_writes_ the snack supplier
@Call_Me_Malfoy the insane one
@MsDerpFace the wallflower 
@InsufferableKnowItAl the man-eater
@Aaru37 the joker
@Queens_A_Sociopath the torturer
@SnapesBonkBasket8689 Snape's hoe
@Midnightfelloww the one with feelings
@Slytherin_Potterhead the imaginative one
@Snapelover_E the spastic laugher
@PrincessSlytherin_xo the one that's always eatingAll Rights Reserved

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