A Frog's Tale

Despite the title, this story isn't entirely about a frog(although I personally think that would be pretty cool). It's based off of the ongoing Dungeons and Dragons campaign that my friends and I do, which I translate into a coherent story despite our antics. I want to do a professional description, but that's not really my thing, so I'll give you a general preview.

- angsty Druidic assassin with a magic frog
- obnoxious anime elf who thinks he's cool
- legit the thief is the only nice one in the group
- every single person we have spoken to has ended up dead so far
- the elf ranger party gives no craps; prepare for too much action from the viewpoint of an angsty protagonist who just wants to live in her swamp away from these freaks