Three Idiots & a Bottle of Maple Syrup

So this is Jade writing but only because I have the neatest handwriting. I guess what happened needs an explanation, or at least a point of view that isn't a police report, which is fair enough since only three idiots know what actually happened.
Jeffrey's update: Yeah but it was a bottle of maple syrup that started it.
James here, I guess you could call it "Three Idiots & a Bottle of Maple Syrup", I think it's catchy.